Strange romantic encounters

[Akemi Homura 7,680]

Have you ever been caught in some sort of a romantic encounter before?

 

To clarify, once a upon a time when I was 8 years old I used to know this girl (we'll call her R) who was about the same age as me... which I now know has had a crush on me since, I don't know, 3rd grade? Anyways, it was a summer where my mom and I (and her mom and herself) went shopping together. Somehow we ended up buying goldfish as pets (for about two dollars....... poor thing later died due to my own negligence) and when we were returning home, on the elevator she asked me (we lived in the same building, albeit on different floors), "wouldn't it be great if my fish and your fish kissed?" in a rather seductive tone. I was kind of left thinking, "what the hell just happen" when I stepped out the elevator and went back home... strange.

 

A couple of years later in the 5th grade, R told me (for a game in which I had to draw three of my female friends, including her) I had to choose which girl was the "hottest". That question caught me off guard and I fumbled with my fingers for a few seconds until I managed to straighten myself out. My mind was literally full of "what" later that night.

 

A few months later she had to leave the country because her dad just got a new job, and somehow the "going away" party was held at my place. Now, right after R left, one of her friends told me that R liked me. Being the oblivious 5th grader I was, I was very surprised at this revelation, but found it odd how R herself didn't tell me this. Regardless though, it was a very strange night for me, although I found myself pondering over her for a few weeks until it fizzled out.

 

Well, that was long, I guess, but strange in all retrospect. I find it humorous now, though. So yes, post your stuff here.

[Shankveld 4,949]

R is a slut

lol I kid I kid.

8 is a little young, so I'd call that more innocence than romance.

And I'm never in awkward romantic situations...

I cause them!

BAM!

~

[willinilly 134]

Umm... I can't really think of one except maybe being forced to ask a girl out because of a game of Truth or Dare.

[Akemi Homura 7,680]

R is a slut

lol I kid I kid.

8 is a little young, so I'd call that more innocence than romance.

And I'm never in awkward romantic situations...

I cause them!

BAM!

~

 

Even more strange why she did that all that because we used to argue all the time, lol.

[Shankveld 4,949]

Even more strange why she did that all that because we used to argue all the time, lol.

 

Little girls like to tease the boys they like

and start arguments because they 'care so much'

~

[willinilly 134]

I have an ex who argued with me all the time before we started dating. I mainly Trolled her because it was hilarious otherwise I never would have even talked to her.

[Guest]

Last year I was talking to a boy on facebook for a few months. Eventually we started talking at school and one day he walked with me to my locker and kissed me out of nowhere. ♥

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

I've been "asked out" by two girls in two extremely different places and times. I'm using quotation marks because one was a blatant joke, and the other... well, it didn't sound very serious either.

I don't think either was a romantic situation per se, but here goes. Oh, and I forgot what time they had occurred, so I'll put them in an arbitrary order.

 

 

At high school, there was this girl with a very mature-sounding voice (I recall her being somewhat plump, and I think she also had other "mature" features), whose name I still remember because I thought it fit her voice (it started with an "A").

I was sitting at my desk in the classroom, when A just walked up to me. And in front of everyone, she suggested making love, then pretended to hump me (I was still sitting) from behind.

Yeah, a blatant joke. A messed-up one at that. XD

 

And during a horseback-trekking sort of vacation with other young Parisians (a great majority being girls) in central France. At one of the places where we spent the night, there was a large room with wooden everything (from furniture to floor and walls). I've no idea what it actually was; it kinda looked like a stable or warehouse to me, but didn't smell like any of these. We used it for dining, and later slept on the floor (in sleeping bags of course).

Anyway, we were dining at the table (actually a row of smaller tables), and the girls sitting in front of me were talking about romance and heartbreaks (if I recall correctly). They noticed my interest (because I didn't hear much else, they were the closest) and started discussing the possibility of me dating one of them (forgot her name, let's call her "B").

So B inquired whether I would ask her out; I said I was okay with dating her, but wouldn't ask her out myself. The girls then started giggling in fake shock, saying how B had gotten "turned back".

Today, I still don't believe it had been serious. Because in all honesty, I hadn't rejected her, yet she didn't make any further moves.

Edited May 10, 2012 by Feather Spiral

[Akemi Homura 7,680]

Little girls like to tease the boys they like

 

Do blatant insults count as teasing? :/

[willinilly 134]

Do blatant insults count as teasing? :/

 

Yes I believe they do

[Inactive01 5,299]

This girl (call her J) wanted my "help" for her violin tryout to be promoted to the highest-leveled student orchestra. The best time for her was right after my student orchestra rehearsal (the highest-leveled one), so I agreed. After finishing rehearsals, I went over to the practice room where she resided. Now this is where the strange part comes in. J never really asked for any advice. She just wanted to see me in action and find more ways to flatter me. J asked me to play for her, and let's say I wooed her pretty easily. She later referenced Dante's "Inferno", saying that she was Dante and that I was her Virgil with such infatuation. <---- my face reaction afterwards.

I did try helping her with her violin positioning though, and I had to grab her arm and move it around. While doing that, I caressed her arm for a bit. She felt pretty weird, but I think she liked it .

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

Do blatant insults count as teasing? :/

LOL I don't think so. To me, "teasing" someone you LIKE, requires a witty approach.

Unless you know the person is amused by blatant insults, then you can naturally use them.

[NewCalamity 3,454]

Couple years back this very strange girl would shout my name in joy whenever she saw me in the school hallways. Spreading her arms wide and giving me hugs... I barely knew this person, I think I recall her being in two of my calsses prior to these events and yet she acted as if we've known each other forever.

 

It was... Very disturbing to say the least and I eventually ended this stalking spree by walking past her as she was trying to hug me. She would apparently talk about me often to her friends and marvel about how great I am and how much she's in love with me...

 

Most uncomfortable semester I have ever had.

Edited May 15, 2012 by NewCalamity

[Crystal Sparkle 344]

During my senior year, I had a monster crush on this guy that was in the band with me, (over 11 months) So what happened was I told someone, and that was my first mistake because she took as her cue to try and fix us up by trapping us in the closest together. After wards I snuck out, but wouldn't you know he caught me and told me, while he was "flattered" that he's not really looking for a relationship. I've never been so brokenhearted in my life.

 

That was the only romantic counter I ever really been in, not really romantic, huh?

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

Me? In a romantic encounter? Fat chance!... I'm so alone.

[TOMahwk 351]

Several of these:

 

1: my coworker was standing around next to me and this was how she started her conversation: "Oh my gaaaawsh I'm sooo bored, I REALLY wish I had a BOYFRIEND right now... it would make my life SOO much more enjoyable and fun and easier... Hey Tom.... you're single aren't you...??"

 

My response: "Yeah but I'm not into boys, so I'm afraid I can't relate to that..." she laughed and right after that my manager walked up to me and interrupted, perfect timing too... Let's say she is... not the sharpest, nor cleanest tool in the shed...

 

2: Was at my friends house one day and he went into the basement and his sister was following me around and went he went downstairs she just sat next to me and we made out. Her dad came in (my boss) after about a minute of this going on and he threw a pillow at us and said "Jesus, get a room"

 

 

3: I have somehow magically bumped into my current crush like 12 times in random public places over the past 2 months... and hey she invited me to her grad party and followed me on Twitter... possible chance?

[Hat988 108]

Just last week I mustered up the courage to visit her in the store she's in and ask her back to my place. She was wrapped and we sat in the car on the way back not saying a word, just content in our company. I unwrapped her when I got home, saved the receipt and installed her on the motherboard. She is running a bit hot, but that should be expected for a 580 GPU. Every night we have bonding sessions.

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

Just last week I mustered up the courage to visit her in the store she's in and ask her back to my place. She was wrapped and we sat in the car on the way back not saying a word, just content in our company. I unwrapped her when I got home, saved the receipt and installed her on the motherboard. She is running a bit hot, but that should be expected for a 580 GPU. Every night we have bonding sessions.