The Avatar Above You Grants You A Wish, What Do You Ask For?

[Duality 10,738]

Basically what the title says.

If the avatar above burst out of a magical genie lamp and told you that you were granted a single wish, what would you do? What sort of wish might the avatar be able to grant you?

Screaming and running away without asking for a wish is a perfectly valid response.

 

I would continue doing whatever it is I was doing beforehand, because the absence of an avatar bursting out of a lamp doesn't usually make much of an impression on any witnesses.

Edited July 26, 2017 by Duality
Clarification.

[Frostgage 7,972]

I wish to memorize every digit of pi (even though it's irrational)

[Duality 10,738]

I would wish for their spiky anime hair.

[Number62 1,247]

I'd wish for a bottle of water.

[Kiri 7,277]

I'd wish for a dragon companion.  

[Duality 10,738]

I would wish for a custom "*snrk*" T-shirt. 

[Patty Thundersnow 4,129]

I'd wish for a pet penguin.

[Duality 10,738]

I would wish for a signed statement of guilt in regards to the murder of Benjamin Franklin.

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

I would wish for my mother to be better health wise

[Duality 10,738]

I would wish for some bottled dark magic to show off to my friends. 

Just now, Arid_Blitz said:

I would wish for my mother to be better health wise

Unfortunately, that is not within my power to grant, else I would have already done so. 

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

It's ok o3o I don't blame ya. 

And I can get you some dark magic in a bottle just...you know the moment it is open I am not responsible 

[Duality 10,738]

I wish for some sort of pickled eldritch abomination.

Really good conversation starters, y'know.

21 minutes ago, Arid_Blitz said:

I can get you some dark magic in a bottle just...you know the moment it is open I am not responsible 

I'm not dumb enough to open something like that.

It's like a cautionary tale just waiting to happen.

Like Pandora's Box or the cat that curiosity killed. 

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

But Pandora box is fun besides the one in there would like ya for freeing them

I wish for @Duality's magical box o3o

[Duality 10,738]

I wish for my box back. 

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

I wish to undo @Duality's wish

[Duality 10,738]

Fine, then. Keep my box.

I wish for a better box.

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

I wish for @Duality would hug me o3o

[Duality 10,738]

I wish for a zombie legion.

3 minutes ago, Arid_Blitz said:

I wish for @Duality would hug me o3o

27 euros each, 19 if you buy in bulk, factoring in shipping costs and GST.

[Kiri 7,277]

A lovely koi pond  

[ZethaPonderer 2,196]

I wish I knew what the Absolute Truth is.

[Krashface 534]

I wish for a work into a morgue.

No one can say that some client complain about it. Otherwise is time to worry. A lot.

[Silver Note 735]

I wish for your nose. 

I will rule the world with this nose!!! 

[ZethaPonderer 2,196]

I wish I was adorable and fluffy like you (except for the oversized brainwashing eyes).  Life can be so cruel ;_;

[Silver Note 735]

2 minutes ago, ZethaPonderer said:

I wish I was adorable and fluffy like you (except for the oversized brainwashing eyes).  Life can be so cruel ;_;

Here ya go. 

I wish for a puppy cuz' why not?

Edited July 16, 2017 by Silver Note

[ZethaPonderer 2,196]

Thanks though I would appreciate me having them beady black dotty eyes like you see on my avatar. I just find them so much cuter than the big freakishly soul-sucking eyes most cute things suffer nowadays.

Anyway, here's your puppy with a teddy puppy on top.

Edited July 16, 2017 by ZethaPonderer