The useless advice game

[Nightfall Gloam 18,244]

Remember to stay up til 5:00 AM on a weekday, its good for your health!

[Yakamaru 3,109]

If you can, always wear a penguin on your head. The penguin removes the chance of a brain tumor forming.

[unknown404 4]

Shoping tricks :

1. ask for lower price of an item in a supermarket

2.taste a food in supermarket before buy it

3.unbox and testevery avalible phone or anything else before buy one  of them

4.(usefull trick) pick the most behind item because they are the newest arival item(thats means you have a longer time to store them before they expires)

Edited January 29, 2018 by unknown404

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,050]

Remember to always put your shoes before going outside

[gamecubeguy214 2,511]

Punch your wall if you are feeling angry.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,050]

Drive to your right when you're in England, and in your left when you're in USA 

[BowtieBrony98 4]

Remember to wear a chastity belt, and triple lock it.

[Pr0m4NV14 839]

DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE.

[ultrairongorilla 2,064]

Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!

[Simcity11100 772]

you can't get infected by a airborne virus if you don't breathe

[Cyclone 1066 3,616]

Remember to tie your shoes together BEFORE you fall down the stairs.

[King of Canterlot 9,598]

Remember to keep breathing if you don't want to die

[ShinGojira 586]

Remember: Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!

[Woohoo 33,452]

Stop at the red, cross at the green, and never take a ride in a stranger's machine.

[Sparklefan1234 164,920]

yvan eht nioj 

[Midnight Blaze 98 1,138]

Don’t press the red button. 

[Nightfall Gloam 18,244]

Just be an ostrich and stick your head in the mud and pretend everything is okay!

[Midnight Blaze 98 1,138]

If your house is on fire, get out of it.

[Nye 1,652]

When someone invades your house, run around your house and yell for help without leaving.

[Sparklefan1234 164,920]

Never eat raspberries.

[Nightfall Gloam 18,244]

Watch out for blue coloured fans... They seem suspicious for some reason...

[Prospekt 10,992]

In case of a tornado, start frantically waving your arms around. Because of the the butterfly effect, there's a 0.0000000000000000001% chance that you will ward off the storm!

[Sparklefan1234 164,920]

From Monsters, Inc.

"Okay, rule number one out here: Always... no, NEVER go out in a blizzard!" – Yeti

 

[Will Guide 21,339]

Look both ways AFTER crossing the street!

[Nightfall Gloam 18,244]

Become a squid so that you can survive the flood