Would you rather...?

[Adorkable 2,737]

Neither, those sound horrible!

 

Would you rather me shamelessly bump this topic, or have some ice cream? ^^

[Denim&Venöm 18,930]

Bump the topic. The Ice Cream is mine

 

 

Would you rather watch your two favorite ponies have sex every night for as long as you want or have them do it for one night only, but you get to join in?

Edited April 29, 2014 by Denim&Venom

[Silverhoof 2,844]

as long as I want to watch...which is never. (not into interspecies encounters)

 

Would you rather accidentally drop your pants in front of a crowd, or loudly fart in front of that same crowd?

[FlutterWhooves 2]

loudly fart lol i would be like jerrrry !?!?!?!?!? would you rather be friends with rainbow dash or bring Derpy back to the show

[Denim&Venöm 18,930]

Be friends with Dashie. Then you get to do stuff with her. Derpy is already back in the show anyways.

 

Would you rather be petrified, awake and aware of your surroundings for a thousand years, or become discorded and act diametrically opposed to your own personality and morals until death? 

[DubWolf 17,263]

Which one leads to less sadness or more happiness (petrified? Hard to enjoy life in fear). Discorded it is!

 

Keep a star whale in extreme pain while holding a country up, or let the people living above it die from releasing the star whale? (Trick question if you get it).

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

I guess I'd kill the star whale, if it would otherwise be in extreme pain.

 

Which of my OCs would you rather sleep with?

[Denim&Venöm 18,930]

I don't see any OCs so, none!

 

Would you rather get kissed in the mouth by someone of the same sex, w/ tongue, or get stabbed by someone of the opposite sex in a place of your choosing?

[Fishy Stick 7,825]

Stab me in the arm!

 

 

 

Would you rather; lose all your teeth or lose all your hair?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

My hair

 

Would you rather ease a whole toothpick inside your ear or aggressively jam a toothpick under your toenail.

 

YOU CA NOT SAY NEITHER

[Taviscratch 453]

Jam it under a toenail...they heal but your hearing won't.

 

Would you rather undergo personality reconfiguration to be racist or homophobic?

[AppleLover 146]

Racist seeing as I'm bisexual. Would you rather see god or the entire MLP cast

Edited May 3, 2014 by AppleLover

[CadetGrey 267]

[This post is hidden. No offense to anyone, but I am no longer part of the community and no longer wish to be an (active) part of the forums. I treasure the friendships I made along the way. Thank you!]

Edited March 28, 2021 by CadetGrey

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Old. For years I've been dreaming of the day I could tell kids to get off my lawn!

 

Would you rather run away to fight another day? Or fight to the bitter end.

[Krimzik 4]

Run and fight another day. Gives me time to think of a way to fight dirty next time.

 

 

Would you rather munch on a plate of fried tarantulas, or chug down a ghost pepper milkshake?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Tarantulas.

Would you rather mutilate a cliche, then Frankenstein-ize it (that is, "reinventing" or "heavily altering" it), so that your stories will be full of curious win? Or keep them alive in the name of political correctness and fail?

[Paleopony 701]

Mutilate a cliche.

Would you rather become a pony and live in Equestria?

Or

Have your favorite pony transform into a human and live in the human world?

 

[TBD 17,254]

become a pony and live in equestria, why would I be stuck here?

 

would you rather be rich or be loved?

[Number62 1,258]

Rich. I'm not one for fame or admiration.

 

Would you rather wrestle with a chimp or a hippo?

Edited November 13, 2021 by Number62

[TBD 17,254]

eh....I will take the chimp although I will lose either way but I rather not be ripped apart by a hippo while with a chimp, I have higher chance to live.

would rather sleep in a 100+ heat with a coat or -100 cold naked?

[TBD 17,254]

I'm always tried and I always been getting 5 hours of sleep, so I will choose 16 hours well-rested. 

 

White xmas or green xmas?

[Number62 1,258]

Maybe a Green Christmas as I wouldn't want to spend time shoveling show afterward.

 

Would you rather feel dizzy forever or sleepy forever? Assume there's no cure or treatment for either condition.

Edited January 22, 2022 by Number62

[TBD 17,254]

I rather sleep forever (that being dead right?) 

Rather run or swim forever? 

[Sonic Shimmer 4,132]

Drown. Burning is just about the worst death I can imagine.

Would you rather never listen to any music ever again or never read any books ever again?

[TBD 17,254]

I rather have not listen to music ever again. I would  like to keep myself educated still.

would you rather die young or old?