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[Denim&Venöm 20,327]

 

MOTHER FUCKER I WAS A AIRPPANE RIDE FROM JAPAN TO MIAMI AND I COME ONLINE TO SEE THIS

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT OHLY SHI OH FUCK MY GOD

[Samurai Equine 54,699]

YES! I got the money back! Every last penny, too.

[Tropical Melody 7,381]

*gasp* "Why are you so fluffy? Why do you have short legs?"

 

[Samurai Equine 54,699]

That reminds me of this one time, where I went to this one place, to do this one thing. It was part of this one-time service provided by a one-time company as part of a one-time event. The one-day employee they hired told me how, at one moment, she was nearly late for her one-time job. But she was going to get there one-way or another! And it was so silly because it reminded me of this one time, where I went to this one place-- Oh, I'm just telling the story all over again... I guess that means it's no longer a one-time thing. 

[Tropical Melody 7,381]

"That's what I'm talking about right there." (Said with a Scots accent.)

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,327]

 "Bro, I've got 2 bad news." 

 "Combine them into one."

 "Your girlfriend is cheating on both of us." 

[Sparklefan1234 179,232]

1 hour ago, Denim&Venöm said:

 "Bro, I've got 2 bad news." 

 "Combine them into one."

 "Your girlfriend is cheating on both of us." 

 

Hahaha! 

"That'll be cool in a few months." 

Edited June 5, 2023 by Sparklefan1234

[Tropical Melody 7,381]

"This beach is always a bit less crowded sometimes ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,327]

 "I can fix him."

Vs.

 "I can make him worse." 

[Tropical Melody 7,381]

"When there's a Wikipedia page explaining how the system works, you know you've got a problem ..."

 

Edited June 7, 2023 by Tropical Melody

[Denim&Venöm 20,327]

 "Hey, Tempest. How do you feel about Canada not being able to get Rampage on TV and not knowing whether they can get Collision or not?" 

 

   "It's fking bullst! I've had to pay for AEW+ on fight TV for two fking years so I could watch and review Rampage for all these people! And now they don't even have Collision on TV! It's fking bullst, Pete! It's fking bullst! How am I supposed to watch CM Punk on TV!? I have to do reviews! I have to do reviews while I'm home! They won't even let me get away from it when I'm on vacation, Pete! I don't wanna have to pay for AEW+ no more! Put it on TSN! Fk! 

[Samurai Equine 54,699]

How did they manage to develop this without anybody knowing?! 

[Tropical Melody 7,381]

"... and I need to do it quick because news of my arrival has definitely spread through the mosquito community and every time the wind drops they come and try to carry me away ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,327]

 "Super Crazy hasn't aged a day since ECW, huh Kevin?"

  "Yeah, he's always looked 50." 

[Tropical Melody 7,381]

"When we were in Spain, there were too many Spanish people there. The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish. No one told us that there would be so many foreigners."

 

[Samurai Equine 54,699]

Trouble brewed like a tempest in a teapot.

[Tropical Melody 7,381]

"That's easy, sheep have legs at one hundred feet, and cows have legs at two hundred feet ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,327]

"Look, I think it's a serious funding issue when the cavalry captain doesn't have a horse." 

[Samurai Equine 54,699]

...You probably could have save some time and effort just paying for catering. Probably would have cost the same anyways.

[Denim&Venöm 20,327]

 "President Biden, please send Raytheon missiles so I can by Dasani water and Cheetos."

[Espy 4,700]

"Eating snow should be a thing that does minor injuries. (or fatal, if hard)"

[Samurai Equine 54,699]

My friend asked me what the 9th letter of the alphabet was. It was a complete guess, but I was right.

[Tropical Melody 7,381]

"I'm definitely going to sneak down to Dublin."

 

[Samurai Equine 54,699]

...Ah, there's that little bit of bite I was hope for. Right there at the end. 

[Tropical Melody 7,381]

"Overnight, I became a sun worshipper. Well not overnight, you can't see the sun at night, but first thing the next morning ..."