Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 16,594]

 "Be the 11th McNugget in somebody's 10 piece." 

[Denim&Venöm 16,594]

 "That means in the cannon of the Muppet universe, and to a lesser extent real life, Big Bird would have died in the challenger explosion." 

[Tropical Melody 5,127]

"Hey, you! What the hell is this?"

"That's a spoon, Father Jack."

 

[Ragland Tiger 3,297]

"I had a telephone, but people kept ringing it."

--Maynard

Edited April 24, 2023 by Ragland Tiger

[Samurai Equine 46,213]

...Oh, and cream cheese too! Is this dish too rich?

[Mirage 24,149]

"I showed him that swag video and he just stared at me."

[Denim&Venöm 16,594]

 

"This is just wrong. People protect your children from this nonsense! It's never too early to teach your kids the difference between death metal and black metal."

[Tropical Melody 5,127]

"Give us a 'B' please, Bob. Beethoven. Give us a 'C' please, Bob. Carnivorous. 'F' please, Bob. Fettuccine ..."

"Oh God not Blockbusters again ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,594]

 "I shouldn't have sniffed my MP3 player." 

[Trot Shuffle 3,631]

"I made smores in my dorm room with a candle."

[Tropical Melody 5,127]

"CCleaner has cleaned Edge Chromium and saved 18 MB"

Well, whoopee-doops...

 

[Castle Bleck 19,174]

"And I don't mean it metaphorically, or rhetorically, or poetically, or theoretically, or in any other fancy way."

[Nitobit 1,348]

"You are more precious to me than a croissant."

[Tropical Melody 5,127]

"It will be OK, I'll protect you from the snake."

"Really? OK, I'll throw you at it..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,594]

 "If I can wrap it two laps around my shoulders, then it's too small." 

[Tropical Melody 5,127]

"I'm so impressed that he knows how everything works and can fix it. I'll bet he's the type of guy that knows how to fold fitted bed sheets too."

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,594]

 "Ishii looks like he accidentally just accepted a collect call." 

[Brony Number 42 9,964]

If that sawblade was on fire then you would have been ok.

[Cash In 21,597]

"This thread is going to end in a civil war."

[Tropical Melody 5,127]

"He is currently 'taking a look at the back end' (which, I'm told, is a technical term)"

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,594]

 "Who posted my nudes on snap chat!?" 

[Denim&Venöm 16,594]

 "You don't know the words to La Bamba. Give up already." 

[Tropical Melody 5,127]

" – you said I could do it, so don't yell at me later"

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,594]

 "And here is George Washington straight-up punching a tiger." 

[Sparklefan1234 162,036]

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