Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Iforgotmybrain 5,719]

"The electrical gremlins have fully taken hold now"

[Denim&Venöm 19,053]

"That's no good." 

*basically the same but without cheesy cartoonish sound effects*

"No, too bitter...

 Nah, it's too early to get crunk."

[Samurai Equine 51,662]

Oh no, not again! Everything is spilling!! 

[Denim&Venöm 19,053]

 

 "it’s like a rite of passage now. After you have your first big mental breakdown, you pierce your septum.”

 "what the fuck happened to you when you pierced your nipples?”

[Tropical Melody 6,246]

"... Oh my giddy aunt – it's like comparing Sophia Loren to an all in female wrestler."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,053]

 "If I wanted to read a book, I'd go to the carnival!"  

[Tropical Melody 6,246]

"'Hats optional.' That's all you need to run a really good religion."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,053]

 "Bye everyone have a good weekend.

....holy st!"

[Nitobit 1,840]

Do you think anyone will notice if I hang it upside down?

[Tropical Melody 6,246]

"It's 7 O'clock, we're up at 300 metres, I just checked the temperature and it is 25°C, in the shade, which I'm discovering is way too hot for me – I mean my eyelids are sweating, which is a really weird sensation ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,053]

"I maybe a degenerate. 

But I'm a degenerate with standards!"

[Samurai Equine 51,662]

Materials?

[Tropical Melody 6,246]

[image: Can't Update Microsoft Edge]

Good! I don't want you to!

 

 

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,053]

 "this motherfucker’s living the gimmick."

[Samurai Equine 51,662]

Well, if you ever felt the need to paint it brown... 

[Tropical Melody 6,246]

"... and huge fat asses! And if you look at one of these people for a minute, you begin to wonder — how does this woman take a shit? And even more frightening, how does she wipe her ass? Can she even find her ass!?"

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,053]

 "Do ewoks feel pain?" 

 "God I hope so." 

[Tropical Melody 6,246]

"We'll do anything that you want doing that we do, but we don't do that."

 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,679]

"I really hope I'm not used as an unkillable sacrificial lamb this time. It gets boring when it goes on for months."

[Denim&Venöm 19,053]

"Why is it in my room? And why do you know what it tastes like!?" 

[Samurai Equine 51,662]

Well that sure was a sentence... Guess I'll put it in @Stone Cold Steve Jobs's server. 

[Tropical Melody 6,246]

"We can theorize about it all day or we can just do it"

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,053]

"House of ass!

House of ass!

House of ass!

House of ass!" 

[Tropical Melody 6,246]

"A dead beetle — that's great, just what I always wanted..."

 

[Samurai Equine 51,662]

I just mopped that floor...