Samurai Equine 56,936 September 22, 2023 Share September 22, 2023 I want a chocolate pen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Denim&Venöm 21,109 September 23, 2023 Author Subscriber Share September 23, 2023 "Rawr! I'm a horse!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Denim&Venöm 21,109 September 24, 2023 Author Subscriber Share September 24, 2023 "Or.... what if I dropped kicked my wife?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brony Number 42 10,097 September 24, 2023 Share September 24, 2023 So these flesh tubes are birthing walrus men. 1 1 This is my new signature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 8,355 September 24, 2023 Share September 24, 2023 On 2023-09-18 at 6:29 PM, ComanderZhabikKlavik said: When I have a mess in my room and my parents ask Why you have a mess in your room," and I tell them, "It's not a mess, it's entropy. In a closed system, the order of the system is violated and this is an irreversible process. The second law of Thermodynamics Brilliant! 1 REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodlyWolf Gusty 2,339 September 25, 2023 Share September 25, 2023 Don't make me shoot the messenger 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 8,355 September 25, 2023 Share September 25, 2023 "Due to a change in the local bylaws as of February 2020 this is no longer a public right of way and you do not have permission to cross this field" In other words, fuck the fuck off (peasant) REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Denim&Venöm 21,109 September 26, 2023 Author Subscriber Share September 26, 2023 "I mean, you're treating this like I sent her to fking Nebraska!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 8,355 September 26, 2023 Share September 26, 2023 Spoof 'Something for you' card ..... REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Equine 56,936 September 27, 2023 Share September 27, 2023 ...I could have made two meals out of this. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 8,355 September 27, 2023 Share September 27, 2023 Robust, but sounds like an evil cyborg from the future, drowning in custard. REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 8,355 September 28, 2023 Share September 28, 2023 "The milkshake machine exploded, covering the whole serving staff with pink slime, which helped to pass the time." REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Denim&Venöm 21,109 September 29, 2023 Author Subscriber Share September 29, 2023 "Christ, you're gay as hell." "I might be!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamerninja 80 September 29, 2023 Share September 29, 2023 This is my quote from today 1 Changelings are cool :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 8,355 September 29, 2023 Share September 29, 2023 "The coordinates I had put in during the morning, which were meant to lead us directly to the hotel, actually took us to a small bush in the middle of a field..." 1 REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Denim&Venöm 21,109 September 29, 2023 Author Subscriber Share September 29, 2023 "Like the planets have aligned in all the wrong ways to create a stinker so bad, so foul, Christopher Nolan is about to make a three hour biopic about how bad this bombed." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 8,355 September 30, 2023 Share September 30, 2023 "Anything exciting happen today?" "Yup. I finally peed that chunk of poo off the side of the bowl, you know, the one you've been complaining about?" REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Denim&Venöm 21,109 September 30, 2023 Author Subscriber Share September 30, 2023 "Boy you must be smoking some strong Colorado grass!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 8,355 October 1, 2023 Share October 1, 2023 "No amount of preparation can prepare you for something you didn't know you had to prepare for." 1 REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Denim&Venöm 21,109 October 2, 2023 Author Subscriber Share October 2, 2023 "That... was grotesquely saccharine." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Equine 56,936 October 2, 2023 Share October 2, 2023 Well, I didn't need an extra weed eater, but I'll take it! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 8,355 October 2, 2023 Share October 2, 2023 "I like your trees. Have you Bonsai'd 'em?" REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silly Druid 8,046 October 2, 2023 Share October 2, 2023 "There's a purple cat in my soup." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iforgotmybrain 7,810 October 2, 2023 Share October 2, 2023 “I need to see him try and crush a watermelon with his thighs” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Equine 56,936 October 3, 2023 Share October 3, 2023 I can't believe I had to wait 'til midnight for that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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