Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Brony Number 42 10,054]

So these flesh tubes are birthing walrus men.

[Tropical Melody 5,861]

On 2023-09-18 at 6:29 PM, ComanderZhabikKlavik said:

When I have a mess in my room and my parents ask Why you have a mess in your room," and I tell them, "It's not a mess, it's entropy. In a closed system, the order of the system is violated and this is an irreversible process. The second law of Thermodynamics

Brilliant!

[Nightmare Wolf 2,123]

Don't make me shoot the messenger

[Tropical Melody 5,861]

"Due to a change in the local bylaws as of February 2020 this is no longer a public right of way and you do not have permission to cross this field"
 

In other words, fuck the fuck off (peasant)  

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,343]

"I mean, you're treating this like I sent her to fking Nebraska!" 

[Tropical Melody 5,861]

Spoof 'Something for you' card .....

 

 

[Samurai Equine 50,462]

...I could have made two meals out of this. 

[Tropical Melody 5,861]

Robust, but sounds like an evil cyborg from the future, drowning in custard.
 

[Tropical Melody 5,861]

"The milkshake machine exploded, covering the whole serving staff with pink slime, which helped to pass the time."

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,343]

 "Christ, you're gay as hell." 

"I might be!"

[Gamerninja 75]

This is my quote from today

[Tropical Melody 5,861]

"The coordinates I had put in during the morning, which were meant to lead us directly to the hotel, actually took us to a small bush in the middle of a field..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,343]

"Like the planets have aligned in all the wrong ways to create a stinker so bad, so foul, Christopher Nolan is about to make a three hour biopic about how bad this bombed." 

[Tropical Melody 5,861]

"Anything exciting happen today?"

"Yup. I finally peed that chunk of poo off the side of the bowl, you know, the one you've been complaining about?"

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,343]

"Boy you must be smoking some strong Colorado grass!" 

[Tropical Melody 5,861]

"No amount of preparation can prepare you for something you didn't know you had to prepare for."

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,343]

 "That... was grotesquely saccharine."

[Samurai Equine 50,462]

Well, I didn't need an extra weed eater, but I'll take it!

[Tropical Melody 5,861]

"I like your trees. Have you Bonsai'd 'em?"

 

[Silly Druid 6,736]

"There's a purple cat in my soup."

[Iforgotmybrain 5,159]

“I need to see him try and crush a watermelon with his thighs”

[Samurai Equine 50,462]

I can't believe I had to wait 'til midnight for that. 

[Tropical Melody 5,861]

"As usual, my emotions were up and down like a barmaid's knickers."

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,343]

 "Lots of loose lesbians like that industrial music." 

[Denim&Venöm 18,343]

 "As someone who lived in London for a bit in the 2000s..

THEY

DID

WHAT"