Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 17,571]

 "Where are you?"

"I left early. Sorry I couldn't stay longer!"

"WTF? Where are you going?" 

"I'm going home!" 

 "Are you kidding me? Come back! You're drunk!"

  "Don't worry, I called an uber!" 

 "We drank at your place!" 

 "Oh. Where am I going?" 

 "Wow.... seriously? Put the driver on the phone!" 

[Samurai Equine 48,686]

Oh, I remember those little figures~! They were ugly little robot dudes. 

[Tropical Melody 5,534]

"And the silent P? As in bath?"

"Surely that's more of a 'K' with a lisp?"

 

[Silly Druid 6,461]

"The written form of Griffon language is called 'Chicken Scratch'."

[Tropical Melody 5,534]

"I hate it, it's like Disneyland but without the fun."

 

[Silly Druid 6,461]

"I don't do arithmetic in front of people"

[Tropical Melody 5,534]

"These guys were lucky, they were able to scare away the bear by screaming and get out of there. Wouldn't work on a Karen tho."

 

[Samurai Equine 48,686]

See? Upgrade! 

[Tropical Melody 5,534]

"The pringle will tell us if it's out of alignment or not."

 

[Nitobit 1,490]

Wait, did I just ban a president?! 

[Denim&Venöm 17,571]

"I paid this guy to kill my husband.

Instead he went to arbys and ordered a roast beef!"

[Ragland Tiger 3,317]

"Do not dumb here.  Not a dumb area here,"

[Denim&Venöm 17,571]

 "What do you mean I can't swear during opening ceremonies? It's my fking con!

... What do you mean the mic is live?"

[Tropical Melody 5,534]

"UNIX is user-friendly, it just chooses its friends."

 

[Denim&Venöm 17,571]

"I've been in your phone for over a decade as sexy avalanche?"

[Samurai Equine 48,686]

I just want all of those scenes to be real. They could be trailer exclusives, just to troll us. 

[Tropical Melody 5,534]

"It's called the cone of avoidance, which, coincidentally, describes my social life ..."

 

[Silly Druid 6,461]

"I am a little frustrated at the moment, and as a result my tail is flicking back and forth slightly. I am not wagging my tail, you ridiculous goose."

[Denim&Venöm 17,571]

 "The 80s didn't come to Canada til like '93 "

[Samurai Equine 48,686]

I was certain, even a little excited, but now I'm not sure. 

[Tropical Melody 5,534]

"OK time to escalate – we're going from 'Frustrated Pliers' to the 'Angry Pliers' ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 17,571]

 "Have you ever seen someone get fired....

  through a jet engine?" 

[Samurai Equine 48,686]

WHY ALWAYS A SPIRAL?! 

[Tropical Melody 5,534]

"Oh I had a rusty horn as well. You don't want a rusty horn ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 17,571]

"Great music, cheap special effects, bad acting, swords, magic and boobs... This is the most Power Metal video ever made."