Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[ThePinkestofPones 3,070]

"He's not me Sonic!"

"Shade is a shortened version of Shadow though,"

"I'M NOT F**KING SHADOW!"

"Looks like Shadow to me!"

"Sonic I swear to- *boowomp Spongebob sound effect*" 

"What is happening?"

"Hi Knuckles, there's two Shadows!"

"That is not Shadow,"

"Even the dumb guy says that's not me Sonic!"

"What is a 'dumb'?"

*Shadow facepalms* 

 

[KPackratt 352]

"We have spaghetti and taco shells, so I'm gonna make a spaghetti taco."

[ThePinkestofPones 3,070]

1 minute ago, KPackratt said:

"We have spaghetti and taco shells, so I'm gonna make a spaghetti taco."

ICARLY?! 

[Tropical Melody 6,389]

"What a weird thing to say - 'I really wanted to see him get eaten'"

 

[ThePinkestofPones 3,070]

"WHERE ARE THE BUCKING HELLO NEIGHBOR PLUSHIES?!"

"Those won't sell! No one wants plushies of human characters!"

"I SWEAR TO CELESTIA! If you do not give me my Nicky plush I will skyrocket you  to the moon!" 

"Okay okay! Yeesh!" 

 

[Tropical Melody 6,389]

"For a moment there I thought all of the hamsters had jumped off my treadmill, but no she did do this a few weeks ago..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,204]

"Oh god. Did my ancestors commit war crimes against the Danish?" 

[ThePinkestofPones 3,070]

"We need to get out of here bro, the bird people will descend upon us and steal our souls, we're cooked!"

"Trinity, what the FREAK?"

"WE'RE COOKED!"

 

[ThePinkestofPones 3,070]

"When Batman takes a family photo, it's called a selfie,"

[Tropical Melody 6,389]

"They used to call me Starchy Knickers."

"Boys can be so cruel."

"It was a girls school."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,204]

 "Did Jimmy Carter die today?"

 "No.

 Fk!" 

[ThePinkestofPones 3,070]

"No pizza for you!"

"What is Trinity waffling about?"

"OH NO, anway" 

"You need to mouth shut,"

"Never let the person who recorded this live footage record again,"

"NO NO, NINTENDO YOU F**KED RED UP! Blue looks better though,"

" 90s Red always be looking colossally pissed, but in FireRed, he's just mildly inconvienenced if anything," 

[Samurai Equine 52,149]

I like to think of him as more of an office worker. All business, no personality.

[Iforgotmybrain 5,747]

“Santa has been arrested for bank fraud”

[ThePinkestofPones 3,070]

"WAIT HOW DID BLUE GET AN UPGRADE, BUT RED GOT A DOWNGRADE! Nintendo, what the freak?! Red went from colossally pissed to more like 'bruh, why?' but Blue went from kid who calls you names to literal badass?! It makes no sense! Sugimori, explain yourself!"

[Tropical Melody 6,389]

If I could go to New York City I would -
1. Cover myself in pigeons
2. Make an army of rats
3. Visit Times Square

 

[Snoopy Fan 955]

At the end of the day, an opinion is never right or wrong, it’s just an opinion.

[Wizard 1,529]

"You'll think I'm weird but... I collect rats" - Stranger.

[Lawyer Slip 2,628]

13 minutes ago, Wizard said:

"You'll think I'm weird but... I collect rats" - Stranger.

That's hilarious.

My quote is: "I love killing them with the car, it's so f***ing hilarious."

(FOR LEGAL REASONS THIS QUOTE IS A JOKE.)

On 2025-01-30 at 3:58 PM, ThePinkestofPones said:

"He's not me Sonic!"

"Shade is a shortened version of Shadow though,"

"I'M NOT F**KING SHADOW!"

"Looks like Shadow to me!"

"Sonic I swear to- *boowomp Spongebob sound effect*" 

"What is happening?"

"Hi Knuckles, there's two Shadows!"

"That is not Shadow,"

"Even the dumb guy says that's not me Sonic!"

"What is a 'dumb'?"

*Shadow facepalms* 

 

First of all, I'm Shadow. Second of all, you're not Shadow. Third, you wanna be Shadow butcha can't be Shadow because I'm Shadow.

[Tropical Melody 6,389]

"Honestly the Victorians did so much weird shit (ballgowns made out of beetle wings, anyone?) that a hand fetish doesn't even scratch the surface."

"I didn't know about this... I thought the single eye miniatures were creepy enough."

 

[ThePinkestofPones 3,070]

"Red from Pokemon but what if he looked like he sung for Motionless In White?" 

[ThePinkestofPones 3,070]

"I like beans but they don't like me," 

[Tropical Melody 6,389]

"Now I'm going to have to live the rest of my life knowing that the word Tuesday scared the shit out of me."

 

[Tao 7,918]

Don’t worry, I’m the main character. Nothing bad will happen to me.” 

[Snoopy Fan 955]

I don’t have a problem!