Subscriber Denim&Venöm 21,095 March 16 Author Subscriber Share March 16 "Slayer is my favourite jazz fusion band." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slappy Bird 160 March 17 Share March 17 "Did you microwave a grape?" 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Equine 56,934 March 17 Share March 17 I tried so hard to avoid accidentally cutting myself that I ended up getting a splinter instead. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 8,326 March 17 Share March 17 "I'll take an embarrassing poop over carbon monoxide poisoning any day." 1 REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otaku-sempai 784 March 18 Share March 18 "What really is a Moon-beam anyway? Now a lead pipe to the shins? That's just reliable baby." 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSpookyofPones 6,556 March 18 Share March 18 "STOP REDESIGNING YOUR OCS! It's eating you up inside, I know, but you have to stop!" "NEVERRRR!" 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snoopy Fan 11,928 March 19 Share March 19 That’s the second time that happened today. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 8,326 March 19 Share March 19 "What was their power source?" "That's a very good question." "I tell you, if he says dilithium crystals I'm going to lose my sh... " 1 REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Denim&Venöm 21,095 March 20 Author Subscriber Share March 20 "Boy golly gosh fuck that." 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snoopy Fan 11,928 March 20 Share March 20 How does a baking soda volcano win a poetry contest? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 8,326 March 20 Share March 20 "Watch out for flying cows if you want to take a pee on the train tracks." 2 REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snoopy Fan 11,928 March 21 Share March 21 You would rather be cooked than take a bath? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 8,326 March 21 Share March 21 "Becasue I don't want to wait two to three working days for it. I want it in my hands now. Like three seconds ago! An hour ago!" 1 REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snoopy Fan 11,928 March 21 Share March 21 I almost squished my toe. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Denim&Venöm 21,095 March 21 Author Subscriber Share March 21 "Seriously?" *punt* "Get the Frick out of here!" *clunk* 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snoopy Fan 11,928 March 22 Share March 22 You wasted my valuable time just to get you an ice cream cone?! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 8,326 March 22 Share March 22 "... in which case you can go along with your blacklight, and it shows up - like a turd in a punchbowl, as they say ... and bam! Boom!There it is - get out the soapy water, hose her down, look for the bubbles, and move on with your life ... that's the only advice I can give you guys." 1 REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Denim&Venöm 21,095 March 22 Author Subscriber Share March 22 "Jevudan My Little Pony'd the fk out of those monsters." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tao 9,576 March 23 Share March 23 ""Um, don't I get a side of free fires with that?" 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snoopy Fan 11,928 March 23 Share March 23 That house still has Halloween decorations out. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snoopy Fan 11,928 March 24 Share March 24 I hate it when the ad is longer than the video I’m trying to watch. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snoopy Fan 11,928 March 24 Share March 24 I’m gonna pretend I know what that means. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tao 9,576 March 24 Share March 24 50 minutes ago, Snoopy Fan said: I’m gonna pretend I know what that means. FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT!!! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snoopy Fan 11,928 March 24 Share March 24 I don’t need help, I need a miracle. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 8,326 March 24 Share March 24 "It's one of those touristy places, screaming kids and dogshit." 1 REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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