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[Snoopy Fan 5,311]

I was wondering what that was.

[Denim&Venöm 19,980]

"“You need a group full of strangers to acknowledge your bitch ass”

[Tropical Melody 7,000]

"Is there any way to remove the spring?"

"Not without destroying your knob."

 

[Snoopy Fan 5,311]

I thought I heard a knock at the door.

[Denim&Venöm 19,980]

"I'm going nuts here in Peoria."

[Tropical Melody 7,000]

"Tea needs to actually be brewed properly, and if you put it in a microwave the Home Office is going to show up at your house and they're going to deport you, alright? So you've been warned."

 

[Snoopy Fan 5,311]

What even is this show?

[Silly Druid 7,499]

"Don't think of it as failing. Think of it as not succeeding."

[Otaku-sempai 599]

"Cricket? Nobody understands cricket! You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!" 

[Samurai Equine 53,780]

Bleeding?! That's not allowed, is it? 

[Silly Druid 7,499]

"Sleep, unholy demon mine, close your eyes in rest divine..."

[Tao 8,571]

Well, turns out the map was right.....

[Tropical Melody 7,000]

On 2025-04-03 at 5:36 PM, Otaku-sempai said:

"Cricket? Nobody understands cricket! You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!" 

Eleven men go in, and the other eleven who are out, try to get the ones who are in, out. When all the ones who were in are out, the team that was out goes in, and the team that was in but are now out, is their turn to try to get the team that is in, out.....

 

Edited April 4 by Tropical Melody
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[Snoopy Fan 5,311]

Dodged a bullet there.

[Denim&Venöm 19,980]

"Splash a dude right on his ass."

[Denim&Venöm 19,980]

"We have this!'"

 "My nipple!"

 "Exactly." 

[Snoopy Fan 5,311]

How come I never noticed that until now?

[Snoopy Fan 5,311]

Beware of falling stuffed animals!

[Tao 8,571]

"I'll push the button!  I WILL!  DON'T MAKE PUSH IT....."

[Denim&Venöm 19,980]

 "Not enough apex predators on breakfast cereals."

[Otaku-sempai 599]

"I think I'ww push this wed one [button]?"

"No, no, no, no NO! NOT THE WED ONE! DON'T EVER PUSH THE WED ONE!!!"

Edited April 11 by Otaku-sempai

[Tropical Melody 7,000]

"In the meantime, we're going to get nuked and eat scones ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,980]

"So basically, as the GDP dips, the characters get hips!" 

[Denim&Venöm 19,980]

"What does the Tijuana Wrestling Commission have to say about this?"

[Snoopy Fan 5,311]

Aw man, I hit the wrong button.