Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Snoopy Fan 5,154]

Go, squirrel, go!!!!!

[Denim&Venöm 19,939]

 "I studied with him for a bit." 

 "Oh, no st." 

[ThePinkestofPones 5,517]

"Roses are red

My dog's collar is spiky

I was told not to judge

But holy f***ing SHNIKIES" 

[Tropical Melody 6,979]

"Can I pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"

"A little early isn't it, Woody?" 

"For a beer?"

"No, for stupid questions."

 

[Silly Druid 7,486]

"How many legs does October have?"

[Denim&Venöm 19,939]

 "I DID NOT LOSE THE TOURNAMENT SO YOU AND YOUR BITTER EX COULD CHOKE, BRUV!" 

[Samurai Equine 53,656]

Got off work early? Delivered the lawn mower with no troubles? No line at the restaurant? No line at the grocery store? And no line again when we go back because they forgot a couple bags of groceries?
This has got to be the best Wednesday ever! 

[Snoopy Fan 5,154]

That’s a lot of orange juice.

[Tropical Melody 6,979]

"I don't know what I was expecting, but Arnold schwarzenegger with no eyebrows wasn't it."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,939]

 "He is a very pregnant man and he is being very unreasonable right now." 

[Denim&Venöm 19,939]

 "I will turn this entire plane of existence around!"

[Tao 8,545]

How shall this taco be eaten? 

[Raskolnikov 597]

"Remember the drinkability."

[Snoopy Fan 5,154]

You don’t want to know.

[Tropical Melody 6,979]

"Well at least it's not only doing it once every third Tuesday of the month when the wind's going in a certain direction ... it's actually probably broken."

 

[Snoopy Fan 5,154]

I’m ready to start a revolution.

[Fritzy 1,827]

So this is system Bsed. “Yeah id be pretty nervous if the country mclanes from

was hoverering over my country I swear he’s planning something’

[Samurai Equine 53,656]

I woke up way too early and I'm still feeling incredibly sleepy.  I probably should get to work instead of laying back down...
...
But if you close your eyes~! Does it almost feel like nothing's changed at all? 🎵 

Zzz~ Zzz~ Zzz~ 

[Snoopy Fan 5,154]

What? Nobody says that!

[Tao 8,545]

Someone drop the bass!! 

[Denim&Venöm 19,939]

 "Would you give it all up just for one chance to invade Iraq again?' 

[Tao 8,545]

It's the end of the eggroll as we know it....