Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[ThePinkestofPones 5,927]

"I'm a very smart horse!"

"If you were a donkey I could call you a smart ass!" 

"Ha funny joke!"  "That's my job though,"

[Iforgotmybrain 6,796]

"Going to Ole Miss should've been an automatic red flag"

Edited Sunday at 01:44 AM by Iforgotmybrain
forgot the "an"

[Castle Bleck 19,433]

"I'm not just some... trophy wife!"

"...You're a trophy wife? ...What contest in Hell did I win?"

[Raskolnikov 1,489]

"And this is what it looked like before the Germans arrived."

[Raskolnikov 1,489]

"Where is this from?"

"It's coming from the depths of my PAIN."

[Denim&Venöm 20,281]

 "Take the best. Burn the rest." 

[ComanderZhabikKlavik 4,330]

Close the doors, shoot everyone and then interrogate them!

[Acinonyx 1,772]

"Gods there are just some days where you can't go outside."

[Felis Amafeles 1,709]

"They are like us, unable to fly, at most able to leap with all their might, then glide, slowly falling... "
"But we and they can both wait to die! "

[Denim&Venöm 20,281]

 "Gun autism and 2000s cheesy action movies.

My favorite!"

[Tropical Melody 7,330]

"Why does it have to have so many teeth?"

 

[Raskolnikov 1,489]

"This might as well happen. This isn't even the first time I've had a poo explosion this week."

[Denim&Venöm 20,281]

 "Wait, why is Santa coming out to Seek & Destroy while holding a baseball bat?"

[Raskolnikov 1,489]

"I hate it when the house leaves at night."