Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[liujiadong 1,889]

I've been trapped in my mind, girt, just holdin'on. 

[Tropical Melody 8,460]

"This sprocket looks like a Ninja death-star, it's absolutely munted."

 

[Tao 9,634]

1. What must be will be.....

[Felis Amafeles 2,666]

O vast, vast heaven! Who has brought this desolation here? 

[DubWolf 20,101]

"There is no ... men-opause.... why don't they call it womenopause  ?"

[liujiadong 1,889]

I think my love to everyone must be too much! 

 

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,296]

"That Venn diagram is basically a stack of pancakes now."    

[Otaku-sempai 798]

"Nightmare Night, what a fright! Give us something sweet to bite!"

[DubWolf 20,101]

*coworker was dressed up as french fries*

"Thanks for helping us, ketchup, ahahahaha !"

[Denim&Venöm 21,296]

 "I want that fanfic on my desk by Monday." 

[Sparklefan1234 185,229]

"What did you expect him to do on such short notice?" 

[Denim&Venöm 21,296]

 "If you've ever been to Alabama, you know that it's a miracle this tornado only struck 5 churches."

[liujiadong 1,889]

It's 6 PM But I miss U Already! 

[Denim&Venöm 21,296]

 "That guy who said "I can't recommend this, but I have an idea" was definitely an engineer."

[Samurai Equine 57,202]

Oh, they're called leaves. 

[Silly Druid 8,104]

"Idiotisms and Proverbs"

[Denim&Venöm 21,296]

 "Baloney, fudge and mustard! My life is being ruined by the internet!" 

[Tropical Melody 8,460]

"That's a big assed trunk! You can fit in a whole body? And a suitcase?"

"And a bucket, and a mop ..."

 

[Samurai Equine 57,202]

Wait, did they settle it? Did I miss it?! Where did he go?! 

[Silly Druid 8,104]

"I remember a guy in basic training asked the drill sergeant why a Lieutenant General outranks a Major General, but a Major outranks a Lieutenant. The drill sergeant told him 'to confuse the enemy.'"

[Silly Druid 8,104]

"That was so fascinatingly pointless, I love it!"

[liujiadong 1,889]

Tryna hold on but the time goes slowly.