Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Samurai Equine 53,929]

Oh great... Sugar ants.

[Denim&Venöm 20,047]

 "You could buy crypto 24 hours a day." 

"You could buy hookers and blow 24 hours a day too!"

[Tropical Melody 7,050]

"It is impossible for a murderously enraged mob to skulk unobserved through a city ..."

 

[Tropical Melody 7,050]

She leaned forward and vomited copiously on the floor. "Thass better. Never keep it down, thass what I say. Get it up while it's fresh on your stomach, like."
 

[Treeglow Flicker 14,097]

"Hard to tell if you and (name censored) would become rival or conspirator creatures of chaos and evil."

[Samurai Equine 53,929]

Well, that was rough. I hope it buggered off somewhere, cause I really don't want to see it again.

[Denim&Venöm 20,047]

 "Ngl, I read this entire comment picturing you as some old person sitting in their porch rocking chair, probably knitting or some shit. Telling me this story. I half expect you to "tell me about Inverness, in 1990..."

"Not that old. I'd be sitting on my porch having a joint."

[SharpWit 2,814]

Me: "So you're not supposed to shower for 3, wait,,, 4 days?"

My Girlfriend in response: "It's vegan."

[Samurai Equine 53,929]

...Not the one I was hoping for, but it'll do.

[Tropical Melody 7,050]

"When you're descending that rocky hillside and the rain's just started and the evening is coming in, and suddenly there's a bang and a hiss and you're rolling on a flat, you might panic initially, and tell yourself you're going to die out here, hypothermia, wolves, trolls, whatever the local flavour of certain death may be ..."

 

[Tropical Melody 7,050]

To this day, photos of me fixing my bike in front of the Great Pyramid adorn hundreds of mantelpieces in Japan.

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,047]

"Which of you cowards shit my pants?"

[Tropical Melody 7,050]

"In fact, for perspective, you are 250 times more likely to be crushed by a meteor than win the lottery"

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,047]

 "Do you know what sound a man makes when he's stabbed in the back? Because I do."

[Denim&Venöm 20,047]

 "The people who make Overwatch porn work harder than the people who make Overwatch." 

[Tropical Melody 7,050]

"Some ideas are so dumb, even just hearing about them makes you feel slightly less intelligent."

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,047]

 "Yellow- like honey. That's my favorite color." 

 "See! This guy's read the bible!" 

[Samurai Equine 53,929]

...It worked!  I'm missing an icon, and it probably wasn't important whatever-it-was, but it worked!

[Tropical Melody 7,050]

"There are better ways to get a free hair cut – and none of them involve cutting holes in ceilings."

 

[Shiny Silvermoon 4,226]

"Maybe you didn't release the full power of your driving license?"

[Samurai Equine 53,929]

"You need to die." 
"Oh, okay." 

[Denim&Venöm 20,047]

 "Wow. My suggestions are in Swedish and they suck." 

[Tropical Melody 7,050]

"Give me the honey, mummy!"

"I'm not his mummy."

 

[Tropical Melody 7,050]

"There are at least three things, that I know of, that you don't do on the Internet ... but if you want to trip people's triggers, A. weld – anything – I don't care if you got every welding certification known to man, if you weld on YouTube, you're doing it wrong, period. B. solder a wire. Or, crimp a wire, or make any type of wiring repair."

"Crimp and then solder it?"

"Yes, that would piss everybody off. You crimp it, that pisses off the solder people, you solder it, that pisses off the crimping people ... and then, C. that pisses people off, is pour concrete. If you do any videos that has concrete in it, everybody hates you ... and you're doing it wrong ..."

 

[Treeglow Flicker 14,097]

"All I can hear is that damn dragon."