Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 5,861]

"It's not black! It's just cooked."

 

[Brony Number 42 10,054]

Good thing I have alcohol for tonight.

[Denim&Venöm 18,343]

" little gay people in my phone, do your thing! "

 "The fuck we supposed to do?"

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,343]

 "Did that geese just bark at me!?" 

[Tropical Melody 5,861]

"Woh! I went to the gym once, and needed to take a week off. And I only used the vending machine."

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,343]

"I know one of your fears is really spicy food."

"And obviously poor people." 

"Okay, both of your fears."

[Denim&Venöm 18,343]

"Become the hot goth you want to date."

[Denim&Venöm 18,343]

 "What is."

 "What probably is."

 "What isn't yet." 

 "What never should have been." 

[Samurai Equine 50,462]

I start off fine; it's the random twinges that get me.

[Brony Number 42 10,054]

Sometimes you have to eat a shit sandwich.

[Treeglow Flicker 13,572]

"I Mary Poppins myself down into EMP hell and spent most of the fight blind."

[Denim&Venöm 18,343]

 "On a scale from 1-10, you're a 9."

 "And I'm the 1 you need!" 

[Samurai Equine 50,462]

Yep. Monday. I was right. 

[Tropical Melody 5,861]

And now that the future is assured, I believe it is safe to go into the castle for breakfast. 
 

[Denim&Venöm 18,343]

"Imagine Richard Marxs opening for Lamb Of God."

  "Wow."

 "Well why not? Five Finger Death Punch is touring with Bradley Gilbert." 

[Brony Number 42 10,054]

Maybe the snakes can fight the ants.

[Tropical Melody 5,861]

"Well it's either that or going through Milton Keynes, it's up to you!"

 

Edited July 28, 2023 by Tropical Melody

[Denim&Venöm 18,343]

 "Are you calling my butthole a Ferrari?" 
 

[Samurai Equine 50,462]

"Is it Gunn with two N's?" 
"No, it's Gun with one N." 

[Denim&Venöm 18,343]

"He even looks more Australian with that hat." 

[Tropical Melody 5,861]

We have created a monster - enormously valuable and even useful yet extremely dangerous. Our monster is both beautiful and terrifying. We do not dare use this monster to its full potential, but we cannot release our grasp upon it.

 

[Samurai Equine 50,462]

Well, that was a waste of time...

[Cash In 22,107]

"Oopsie daisy. I guess I just started a war."

[Tropical Melody 5,861]

It's been a short war and a long party. What say we make our duty to the king and queen and amble on home?
 

[Denim&Venöm 18,343]

 "Mother of god...

Dommy mommy Dumbledore."