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[Denim&Venöm 19,550]

"I'm going nuts here in Peoria."

[Tropical Melody 6,655]

"Tea needs to actually be brewed properly, and if you put it in a microwave the Home Office is going to show up at your house and they're going to deport you, alright? So you've been warned."

 

[Snoopy Fan 2,573]

What even is this show?

[Silly Druid 7,298]

"Don't think of it as failing. Think of it as not succeeding."

[Otaku-sempai 554]

"Cricket? Nobody understands cricket! You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!" 

[Samurai Equine 52,837]

Bleeding?! That's not allowed, is it? 

[Silly Druid 7,298]

"Sleep, unholy demon mine, close your eyes in rest divine..."

[Tao 8,203]

Well, turns out the map was right.....

[Tropical Melody 6,655]

  On 2025-04-03 at 4:36 PM, Otaku-sempai said:

"Cricket? Nobody understands cricket! You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!" 

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Eleven men go in, and the other eleven who are out, try to get the ones who are in, out. When all the ones who were in are out, the team that was out goes in, and the team that was in but are now out, is their turn to try to get the team that is in, out.....

 

Edited Friday at 05:59 PM by Tropical Melody
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[Snoopy Fan 2,573]

Dodged a bullet there.

[Denim&Venöm 19,550]

"Splash a dude right on his ass."

[Denim&Venöm 19,550]

"We have this!'"

 "My nipple!"

 "Exactly." 

[Snoopy Fan 2,573]

How come I never noticed that until now?

[Snoopy Fan 2,573]

Beware of falling stuffed animals!

[Tao 8,203]

"I'll push the button!  I WILL!  DON'T MAKE PUSH IT....."

[Denim&Venöm 19,550]

 "Not enough apex predators on breakfast cereals."

[Otaku-sempai 554]

"What's this wed button do?"

"NOT THE WED ONE! NEVER PUSH THE WED ONE!!!"

Edited Sunday at 12:47 PM by Otaku-sempai

[Tropical Melody 6,655]

"In the meantime, we're going to get nuked and eat scones ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,550]

"So basically, as the GDP dips, the characters get hips!" 

[Denim&Venöm 19,550]

"What does the Tijuana Wrestling Commission have to say about this?"

[Snoopy Fan 2,573]

Aw man, I hit the wrong button.