Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 8,712]

"We had contaminated the crime scene, because apparently that spell uses a lot of glitter."

 

[DubWolf 20,462]

Your tongue doesn’t have eyeballs!

[Denim&Venöm 21,757]

 "I would definitely French kiss a pack of wolfs. Shit is metal."

[Otaku-sempai 826]

"I've never been stopped for speeding so slowly."

[Denim&Venöm 21,757]

 "Oh I’m aware what they are.

They’re crazy magic Viking zombies."

[Tropical Melody 8,712]

"The difference between John and I, he's got a spending cap, as in real money, and my spending cap is, 'I'm having it' ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,757]

"A dinosaur ... Carrying a vacuum cleaner ... 

Goddamn I love professional wrestling!"

[liujiadong 2,654]

Tired of feeling like I'm trapped in my damn mind! 

Tired of feeling like life is a damn game!

Edited November 20 by liujiadong

[ThePinkestofPones 6,871]

"Eat pant! Wait, that's not right...Um, consume my pantaloons! No no, ummm...Ingest my trousers? Nope, not it! Oh, what was it I was going to say?" 

[Silly Druid 8,328]

"Common sense is as common as civil war is civil."

[Iridescent Edge 1,023]

“Hey, did you see my massage?”

[Denim&Venöm 21,757]

 "Turn the thumb up and squeeze those knees!"

[Samurai Equine 57,907]

I'm eating this pineapple pizza to spite a content creator that said it's bad. 

[liujiadong 2,654]

I can't get you off my mind now!

[Tropical Melody 8,712]

"'Captures and destroys contaminants such as soot, dirt, and pollen, as well as airbourne gases and odours that come in through your vehicle's vents.' Wow, I'm going to sleep better tonight ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,757]

   ♫ "She's a comm-u-nist!" ♫ 

 

[Silly Druid 8,328]

"Look out! He's got a whiteboard! Somebody stop him before he uses it to do something really silly!"

[Radical Rocko 298]

"Funniest thing I've seen all day. No offense."

[Denim&Venöm 21,757]

 "Tell us about the John DeLancie trauma bonding!"

[liujiadong 2,654]

Twenty minutes until i am on, I am not slow!

[Silly Druid 8,328]

"We're bending reality into a pretzel at this point."

[Denim&Venöm 21,757]

 "You wanna describe that one, Excalibur?"

  "He stabbed a fork into another man's nipple." 

[Samurai Equine 57,907]

Is it pronounced Heart-Home, or Hear-Thome?

[liujiadong 2,654]

Too many lonely days, Too many solo nights.

I will be back in your arms at midnight.

[ExplosionMare 27,906]

I don't want potato in my nail!