Thorgir the Mighty 736 June 30, 2018 Share June 30, 2018 What did the boss say to one of his employees? Your fired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,441 June 30, 2018 Author Share June 30, 2018 What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. 1 And that’s the bottom line, ‘cause Stone Cold said so! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wannabrony 11,640 July 8, 2018 Share July 8, 2018 What do you call a bird that floats in water? A bird. 2 Ask me something! (If you want to...) Ask A Wannabe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meson Bolt 2,648 July 8, 2018 Share July 8, 2018 (edited) 32 characters (0 is the maximum) Edited July 8, 2018 by Meson Bolt 2 Your family is who you make it out to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,441 July 8, 2018 Author Share July 8, 2018 Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you And that’s the bottom line, ‘cause Stone Cold said so! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brony Number 42 10,072 July 8, 2018 Share July 8, 2018 I met a time traveller from the future who said he would give me the winning lottery numbers. But it turns out he was just a crazy homeless guy and he kicked me in the nuts. This is my new signature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny Fox 5,952 July 8, 2018 Share July 8, 2018 Q: What happens if you drop a hat in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet. Q: What is yellow and dangerous? A: Shark-infested custard. 1 Happy minion of The Fabulous One! Signature by Midnightive Check out my blog! https://mlpforums.com/blog/1083-sunny-side-den/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A French Derpy full of Salt 404 July 8, 2018 Share July 8, 2018 (edited) What's worse than stepping on a lego? Stepping on a landmine. Edited July 8, 2018 by A French Derpy full of Salt 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,441 July 8, 2018 Author Share July 8, 2018 Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus, he shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's- it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think; sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... in the jungle... in the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary. 2 And that’s the bottom line, ‘cause Stone Cold said so! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A French Derpy full of Salt 404 July 8, 2018 Share July 8, 2018 A. What's green, sits in a bathtub and whistles? B. I give up, what? A. A salami. B. A salami's not green. A. You can paint it green. B. A salami doesn't sit in a bathtub. A. You can put in a bathtub. B. A salami doesn't whistle. A. Ah, I just put that part in to make it difficult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CypherHoof 26,483 July 8, 2018 Share July 8, 2018 So, a typical set for Maud Pie then? ᚾᛖᚹ ᛚᚢᚾᚨ ᚱᛖᛈᚢᛒᛚᛁᚴ - ᚦᛖ ᚠᚢᚾ ᚺᚨᚦ ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᛞᛟᚢᛒᛚᛖᛞ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan. 1,825 July 8, 2018 Share July 8, 2018 What's White and Black and Red All Over? I stepped on a ketchup bottle. Signature by Kiyoshi, Avatar by Ruhisu. We rise only to fall to rise again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A French Derpy full of Salt 404 July 8, 2018 Share July 8, 2018 A man walks into a library to get a book on suicide... Spoiler The librarian says "Do you have a library card?" The man says "no" and leaves. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MangoFoalix 25,035 July 8, 2018 Share July 8, 2018 What do you call a corpse? Dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A French Derpy full of Salt 404 July 8, 2018 Share July 8, 2018 What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't understand Japanese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,441 July 9, 2018 Author Share July 9, 2018 What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. And that’s the bottom line, ‘cause Stone Cold said so! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Recherche 29,969 July 9, 2018 Share July 9, 2018 How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 364. ❆~ 𝓐𝓵𝔀𝓪𝔂𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓕𝓸𝓻𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓟𝓮𝓮𝓻𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼 ~❆ 𝓕𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓨𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓼 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰: 𝓜𝔂 𝓟𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵 𝓕𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓹 𝓲𝓼 𝓜𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓬 𝓡𝓮𝓿𝓲𝓮𝔀 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,441 July 10, 2018 Author Share July 10, 2018 How do you confuse a blonde girl? Dress up as a clown and throw forks at her. And that’s the bottom line, ‘cause Stone Cold said so! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Recherche 29,969 July 10, 2018 Share July 10, 2018 What did the postman say to the cashier? Hello! ❆~ 𝓐𝓵𝔀𝓪𝔂𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓕𝓸𝓻𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓟𝓮𝓮𝓻𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼 ~❆ 𝓕𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓨𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓼 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰: 𝓜𝔂 𝓟𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵 𝓕𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓹 𝓲𝓼 𝓜𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓬 𝓡𝓮𝓿𝓲𝓮𝔀 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan. 1,825 July 12, 2018 Share July 12, 2018 Wanna hear a dirty joke? What? Signature by Kiyoshi, Avatar by Ruhisu. We rise only to fall to rise again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBD 17,256 December 6, 2018 Share December 6, 2018 your mother is so round that it's hard for her to get around. ♪ "I practice every day to find some clever lines to say, to make the meaning come through"♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkadios 91 December 6, 2018 Share December 6, 2018 On 7/7/2018 at 9:38 PM, A French Derpy full of Salt said: What's worse than stepping on a lego? Stepping on a landmine. What’s worse than stepping on a Lego or a land mine? Spoiler A land mine made of Lego. *Data expunged* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,441 December 7, 2018 Author Share December 7, 2018 50 minutes ago, Arkadios said: What’s worse than stepping on a Lego or a land mine? Hide contents A land mine made of Lego. What’s worse than a land mine made of lego? Genocide. And that’s the bottom line, ‘cause Stone Cold said so! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkadios 91 December 7, 2018 Share December 7, 2018 1 hour ago, Stone Cold Steve Tuna said: What’s worse than a land mine made of lego? Genocide. You know what's better than genocide? Chocolate cake. *Data expunged* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kronos the Revenant 1,971 December 7, 2018 Share December 7, 2018 (edited) If Timmy had 30 chocolate bars and ate half of them, what does he have left? Diabetes. I like my women like i like my coffee. Without man parts on them. Why did the little kid cross the road? To get his ball, but he got hit by an 18-wheeler. Knock knock Who’s there? FBI, OPEN UP!!!!!!!! Edited December 7, 2018 by Kronos the Revenant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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