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I met a time traveller from the future who said he would give me the winning lottery numbers. But it turns out he was just a crazy homeless guy and he kicked me in the nuts. :baconmane:


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Why was Six afraid of Seven?

Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus, he shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's- it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think; sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... in the jungle... in the darkness.

Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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And that’s the bottom line, ‘cause Stone Cold said so!

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What's White and Black and Red All Over?

 

I stepped on a ketchup bottle.


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Signature by Kiyoshi, Avatar by Ruhisu. We rise only to fall to rise again.

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

364.

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What did the postman say to the cashier?

Hello!

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  • 4 months later...

your mother is so round that it's hard for her to get around.

 


                 

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♪ "I practice every day to find some clever lines to say, to make the meaning come through"♪
 

 

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On 7/7/2018 at 9:38 PM, A French Derpy full of Salt said:

What's worse than stepping on a lego?

Stepping on a landmine.

What’s worse than stepping on a Lego or a land mine?

Spoiler

A land mine made of Lego.

 


*Data expunged*

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If Timmy had 30 chocolate bars and ate half of them, what does he have left?

Diabetes. 

 

I like my women like i like my coffee.

Without man parts on them. 

 

 

Why did the little kid cross the road?

To get his ball, but he got hit by an 18-wheeler. 

 

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

FBI, OPEN UP!!!!!!!!

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