River Daze 13 October 6, 2019 Share October 6, 2019 "I don't believe in 'you're.'" After I explained to somebody the difference between "your" and "you're." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Here No Longer 5,276 October 7, 2019 Share October 7, 2019 "Supporting Bernie over Elizabeth Warren shows your sexism" Saying this shows YOUR sexism. Maybe I could say something just as stupid and simultaneously much more valid like supporting Warren over Bernie shows your anti-semitism. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Splashee 28,566 November 13, 2019 Share November 13, 2019 I have an argument about turkey meats, and my opposition responded with "Oh, god no, bone-pipes", and I couldn't win that battle. To this day, all I think of is how powerful and crushing that line was. Not because it is a good one, but because it is so stupid and dumb, that you don't want to argue anymore. There is no point! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBD 17,256 November 17, 2019 Share November 17, 2019 Daily stupidity. Not too long ago, a boomer asked me where the stuff are around the store. I don't understand what he said due to his thick accent. So I have him repeat himself, until he got impatient with me and said this. "I see you don't speak English my apology." …. That's fucking racist. I didn't say that to him but I did said this to him instead "Well I'm sorry I can't understand your thick accent sir." Irony is sweet. 2 ♪ "I practice every day to find some clever lines to say, to make the meaning come through"♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkusTactician 61 November 25, 2019 Share November 25, 2019 (edited) It's not necessarily the stupidest of all time but recently I heard a pretty cheesy joke, it goes like this: "How'd you escape Iraq?" "Iran." What genius comes up with jokes like this? XD Edited November 25, 2019 by MarkusTactician Run on sentence! Yikes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Early Sunsets 2,107 November 25, 2019 Share November 25, 2019 "Wood-fired pizza? How's pizza gonna get a job now?" 2 Rainbow Dash Fanatic "You stroll down memories of younger, brighter times 'cause you never realize what you've got till you leave it all behind." ~ dBPony "So we’re here at the end, did we teach you well, my friend? Don’t look so sad to see us go, after the rain comes rainbows." ~ Princewhateverer "Darlin' you'll be okay." ~ Vic Fuentes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadOBabe 19,009 November 25, 2019 Share November 25, 2019 (edited) “Doesn’t that hurt?” after seeing this photoshop I did on myself in college. Spoiler I can only hope they were a small child. Edited November 25, 2019 by ShadOBabe 1 Check out my artwork any time: http://shadobabe.deviantart.com/ "OMG; You are such a troll. XD" - PathfinderCS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBD 17,256 January 19, 2020 Share January 19, 2020 recently.. Not technically, but more like a line from a show. “I think there’s Nazi living in America.” NO. You fucking think? these rednecks like to called themselves “nazi”. 1 ♪ "I practice every day to find some clever lines to say, to make the meaning come through"♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastian 13,319 January 19, 2020 Share January 19, 2020 I'm going to jump backwards facing forward. I can't sleep trying to understand how to do such a thing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Envy 6,188 January 19, 2020 Share January 19, 2020 Anytime anyone tries to say that the modern US Republican and Democrat parties are the same as the Civil War era Republican and Democrat parties. 3 Everything needs more woodwind! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Here No Longer 5,276 January 19, 2020 Share January 19, 2020 (edited) 13 minutes ago, Envy said: Anytime anyone tries to say that the modern US Republican and Democrat parties are the same as the Civil War era Republican and Democrat parties. Yeah, that's not even remotely close to the case. In fact at that time, Republicans were more like modern Democrats and Democrats were more like modern Republicans. That is to say, both were generally still not the greatest parties... But I will admit, they were a bit less odious and actually offered more meaningful choice voting-wise than today's (in context of course). The Republican Party we know (and hate) today wouldn't be a thing until Taft's presidency. Edited January 19, 2020 by Aangel Dust Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,441 January 19, 2020 Share January 19, 2020 “CNN is a non biased and valid media outlet.” 1 And that’s the bottom line, ‘cause Stone Cold said so! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Here No Longer 5,276 January 19, 2020 Share January 19, 2020 "Fox News is a good source of news" Yeah, and not an obvious far right circlejerk. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fasu 551 January 19, 2020 Share January 19, 2020 "I'd like to be depressed." I've heard this too many times. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoshi89 5,293 January 20, 2020 Share January 20, 2020 Any time an MSM outlet says, "We're not the enemy of the people." ˙ʎpoqʎuɐ ƃuᴉlooɟ ʇou ǝɹ,noʎ 'sᴉɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Splashee 28,566 January 20, 2020 Share January 20, 2020 Still "bone-pipes". Doesn't seem to be a way to win that argument! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplosionMare 18,081 January 21, 2020 Share January 21, 2020 “I thought cold water would boil faster” 1 Boom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaraLover 10,415 February 28, 2020 Share February 28, 2020 "Can you help me find the number M?" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBD 17,256 April 12, 2020 Share April 12, 2020 "The COVID-19 is not the disease it’s....(wait for it, *drum rolls*) COMMUNISM." (ref: from a COVID-19 documentary film) We're living in a fuckin pandemic and US are propagandizing against communist?!? Where's the priority here? ♪ "I practice every day to find some clever lines to say, to make the meaning come through"♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Envy 6,188 April 13, 2020 Share April 13, 2020 In regards to COVID 19, anything trying to say that the shutdown is oppression from the government. I've seen people try to compare stay-at-home orders to Anne Frank (and then another one saying that someone who would snitch on people breaking the law now would have snitched on Anne Frank or Harriet Tubman. WTF.), and I've seen Christian leaders talking like churches not being allowed to run services is an attack on Christianity. Hello, it's not an attack on Christianity. It's unfortunate that services can not go on right now, just as it is unfortunate that other mass gatherings also can't go on, like concerts. I think the latter is less about stupidity, and actually more... strategic. Like they're intentionally politicizing this. And it's disgusting. Everything needs more woodwind! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brony Number 42 10,071 April 13, 2020 Share April 13, 2020 Socialism works ..... This is my new signature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Splashee 28,566 April 13, 2020 Share April 13, 2020 Do ducks have brains? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplosionMare 18,081 April 13, 2020 Share April 13, 2020 Triangle proofs are good for problem solving. (Not to measure triangles or anything, just to solve problems. I could problem solve with anything else) 1 Boom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fasu 551 August 1, 2020 Share August 1, 2020 "If you have sex with same gender you'll burn in hell in afterlife." Don't try make me laugh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotallyNotNyx 15,566 August 1, 2020 Share August 1, 2020 STDs are harmless seriously I've heard a few foolish souls say that 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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