Cider Contest 5.0: RP Edition

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,100]

  That's the spirit

*sips*

Aj=91

[The Kaeya Simp 13,997]

Twilight drinks her 63rd cider

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,100]

Ah thought we were gonna have more of a race this time, so much for all of Trixie's big talk.

*sips*

Aj=92

[The Kaeya Simp 13,997]

14 minutes ago, Dawnchaser said:

Ah thought we were gonna have more of a race this time, so much for all of Trixie's big talk.

*sips*

Aj=92

Trixie might just not *hic* be able to *hic* handle a little *hic* cider?

Twilight drinks her 64th cider

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,100]

Ah guess she's just all mouth and no cape 

She shore talks a good game.

*slurps*

Pardon me

Aj=93

[The Kaeya Simp 13,997]

4 minutes ago, Dawnchaser said:

Ah guess she's just all mouth and no cape 

She shore talks a good game.

*slurps*

Pardon me

Aj=93

Look at me, I am a pony with a cape called the not so- hold on for just a sec *throws up*
*drinks a 65th cider*

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,100]

Better out than in, hey?

"Ah'll put a spell on you"

*sips*

*burp*

Sorry, my bad

Aj=94

[The Kaeya Simp 13,997]

Twilight drinks her 66th cider 
Anyway...
Hello my is the not so great trixie,
I do magic tricks that foals would be dissapointed by!

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,100]

*raises mug*

Here's to absent ponies

*swigs*

Aj=95

Edited August 14, 2018 by Dawnchaser

[The Kaeya Simp 13,997]

1 hour ago, Dawnchaser said:

*raises mug*

Here's to absent ponies

*swigs*

Aj=95

Twilight drinks her 67th cider

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,100]

Hey there Twily, ya want another?

*sips*

Aj=96

[The Kaeya Simp 13,997]

Just now, Dawnchaser said:

Hey there Twily, ya want another?

*sips*

Aj=96

Twilight drinks her 68th cider 
Do you remember when I said I was the planet earlier?

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,100]

Ah might recall sumthin' about that Twily 

*chugs*

Aj=97

 

[The Kaeya Simp 13,997]

Just now, Dawnchaser said:

Ah might recall sumthin' about that Twily 

*chugs*

Aj=97

 

It's really funny thinking back to it!
Twilight drinks her 69th cider

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,100]

Ah, right you are there.

*sips*

Aj=98

[The Kaeya Simp 13,997]

15 minutes ago, Dawnchaser said:

Ah, right you are there.

*sips*

Aj=98

I think I'll get to second place for once since everypony else but us are sleeping!

Twilight drinks her 70th cider

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,100]

Sone ponies jus' can't handle the pace.

Stick a Flake in this one.

*slurps*

Aj=99

[The Kaeya Simp 13,997]

Twilight drinks her 71st cider

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,100]

Hey, girl, where's the RP in that^?

Anyone joinin' in?

"Woah, Ah'm half way there.

Woah, drinkin' my cy-dair

Take a swig, we'll chug it I swear

woah, drinkin' my cy-dair"    

*gulps*

Aj=💯

[The Kaeya Simp 13,997]

Twilight drinks her 72nd cider and punches the cider mug and says to the table
You did *hic* that!

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,100]

Ah'm gonna rename mahself the Element of Chuggin' Cider

*glug*

Aj=101

[The Kaeya Simp 13,997]

23 minutes ago, Dawnchaser said:

Ah'm gonna rename mahself the Element of Chuggin' Cider

*glug*

Aj=101

Maybe Trixie should rename herself to the "Bad and loosing again Trixie!"
Twilight finishes her 73rd cider

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,100]

Well, she ain't here now.

There's more cider to drink up.

Is this a haiku?

Aj=102

[The Kaeya Simp 13,997]

4 minutes ago, Dawnchaser said:

Well, she ain't here now.

There's more cider to drink up.

Is this a haiku?

Aj=102

That is, and a very *hic* good haiku too *hic*

Twilight drinks her 74th cider

[Lord Valtasar 12,711]

34 minutes ago, Sherbert Music-Guard said:

Maybe Trixie should rename herself to the "Bad and loosing again Trixie!"
Twilight finishes her 73rd cider

"Hey! where did that one came from.. i'm just too busy perfecting my next act for my show" trixie said with annoyance as she drank a mug,"i might aswel drink some since i'm here"

Trixie: 33