Ask The (Bickering) Married Couple!

[Stardust Balance 7,716]

Just now, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

Well played, Beardy. 

*Hugs defeated purple pony princess* 

 

"Stardust, have you ever tried to sparkle?" 

"You mean say-"

"Don't...!"

"SPARKLE SPARKLE SPARKLE!"

"Oh yeah, sparkle sparkle sparkle!"

"Ayyyyyyyyy!"

"Ayyyyyyyyy!"

"Thanks for that cameo Discord... Ahem, no I've never sparkled, I'm not a pathetic vampire."

[Sparklefan1234 161,867]

Just now, Stardust Balance said:

"You mean say-"

"Don't...!"

"SPARKLE SPARKLE SPARKLE!"

"Oh yeah, sparkle sparkle sparkle!"

"Ayyyyyyyyy!"

"Ayyyyyyyyy!"

"Thanks for that cameo Discord... Ahem, no I've never sparkled, I'm not a pathetic vampire."

 

Yes. 

"Twilight, have you ever heard of "Mr. Sparkle"?" (Not you, Stardust.) 

[Stardust Balance 7,716]

5 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

Yes. 

"Twilight, have you ever heard of "Mr. Sparkle"?" (Not you, Stardust.) 

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Hmm..." *Adorably taps muzzling with furrowed thought.*

"Why do people assume I took the last name in the wedding...?"

[Sparklefan1234 161,867]

Just now, Stardust Balance said:

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Hmm..." *Adorably taps muzzling with furrowed thought.*

"Why do people assume I took the last name in the wedding...?"

 

Because Twilight already has perfect "Balance"? 

[Stardust Balance 7,716]

Just now, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

Because Twilight already has perfect "Balance"? 

"You..." *Sighs with bemused happiness.* "Make a compelling argument."

[Sparklefan1234 161,867]

"Twilight, where is Ponyville library currently located?" 

[Stardust Balance 7,716]

5 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

"Twilight, where is Ponyville library currently located?" 

"Oh, a new one was constructed three years back. Just take the first road down the left by two blocks, then a right-"

"Could just give them a map."

"Hush, Jack."

[Sparklefan1234 161,867]

"How do your children handle your bickering?" 

[Stardust Balance 7,716]

43 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

"How do your children handle your bickering?" 

"They love every minute of it."

"I believe you're confusing enjoyment for exasperation, dear."

"Hmmmm, nope. Starburst said he loves watching us bicker over nothing."

"Mhm. Sass he adopted from you, no doubt."

"You're one to comment."

"Why, yes, I am."

[Sparklefan1234 161,867]

"How did you celebrate @Stardust Balance's birthday, Twilight?"

[Stardust Balance 7,716]

Just now, Sparklefan1234 said:

"How did you celebrate @Stardust Balance's birthday, Twilight?"

"Not much."

"Regrettably, that statement is too accurate. Jack didn't want much done for his Birthday; hardly anything at all."

"I didn't want or need anything. I already have everything that makes me happy."

"Still, a party wouldn't have hurt. Pinkie was looking forward to it."

"She'll get over it. You were all I needed, love."

"Oh Jack..."

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Just now, Stardust Balance said:

"Still, a party wouldn't have hurt. Pinkie was looking forward to it."

 

Pinkie will just have to be more persistent next year, I guess? 

[Stardust Balance 7,716]

1 minute ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

Pinkie will just have to be more persistent next year, I guess? 

"She's welcome to try." *Smirks.*

"Tsk..."

[Sparklefan1234 161,867]

"Twilight, has @Stardust Balance introduced you to books on tape?"

[Stardust Balance 7,716]

1 minute ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

"Twilight, has @Stardust Balance introduced you to books on tape?"

"You mean those audiobooks? Why yes!  must say they're quite-"

"Dramas. DRAMAS. They're audio DRAMAS, Twilight! Big difference!"

"No need to get so worked up, Jack. The same thing applies here."

[Sparklefan1234 161,867]

Just now, Stardust Balance said:

"You mean those audiobooks? Why yes!  must say they're quite-"

"Dramas. DRAMAS. They're audio DRAMAS, Twilight! Big difference!"

"No need to get so worked up, Jack. The same thing applies here."

 

"@Stardust Balance isn't a fan of dramas I take it?" 

[Stardust Balance 7,716]

3 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

"@Stardust Balance isn't a fan of dramas I take it?" 

"Don't be mistaken; I LOVE audio dramas. It's the supposedly intellect of a Princess getting audiobooks and them mixed off that p-"

"There's zero interest in being pedantic, Jack..."

[Twilight Luna 30,940]

Happy Father’s Day, @Stardust Balance. What did your children get you this year? 

[Stardust Balance 7,716]

Just now, Twilight Luna said:

Happy Father’s Day, @Stardust Balance. What did your children get you this year? 

"My own sass and their mother's wit..."

"Well... At least Spike got you that book."

"'A Thousand Ways To Drive Colts Away From Your Only Daughter?'"

"I'd count that as considerate, honey..."

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3 minutes ago, Stardust Balance said:

"'A Thousand Ways To Drive Colts Away From Your Only Daughter?'"

 

"Was number one: Being married to somepony who has the power to lock you away in a dungeon?" 

[Stardust Balance 7,716]

1 minute ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

"Was number one: Being married to somepony who has the power to lock you away in a dungeon?" 

"Funnily enough, the first one was securing a pitchfork-"

"Oh you have chosen to read it? I thought you hated the book the moment you saw it."

"It... May come in handy... Very soon... Hmhmhm..."

[Sparklefan1234 161,867]

 

"Are you planning on sending all of the colts of Equestria to work somewhere?" 

[Stardust Balance 7,716]

6 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

"Are you planning on sending all of the colts of Equestria to work somewhere?" 

"..."

"Please wipe that look from your face."

"What look would that be, dear?"

"The 'I'm about to do something dastardly for my own benefit and amusement' look."

"Puh-lease! It's not just MY benefit, but that of Ashla's too! I only have her best interests at heart, Twilight."

"Uh-huh..."

[Windy Breeze 15,175]

Stardust, what do you when you have free time?

[Sparklefan1234 161,867]

"Is Twilight President of the "Princess Celestia Fan Club"?"