Ask Maud Pie and Mudbriar

[Silly Druid 6,138]

[OOC: Since not much happens in my other ask thread lately, and I have nothing better to do, I decided to start a new one. This time the characters are a good match for my personality (or lack thereof). I'm not good at puns though, so don't expect many of them here.]

 

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Hello. We are here to answer your questions.

Technically, it's just some human pretending to be us...

Don't ruin the fun, Mudbriar.

OK.

Also, we heard that somepony is spreading the rumors that we aren't actually together and it's just an act. This is not true. Our love is solid as a rock.

And it grows like a tree.

You complete me.

 

Rules:

1. No NSFW questions or inappropriate language.

2. Roleplaying is allowed, but not as overpowered, canon-changing or very unusual characters. Ordinary citizens of Equestria are OK, as well as canon characters, unless you change their personality or imply something that isn't canon.

[Castle Bleck 19,167]

Dear Mudbriar,

If I want to build a cabin, what's the best wood to use?

[Props Valroa 26,042]

What do you think of Joseph Stalin?

[Silly Druid 6,138]

14 hours ago, Anti-Villain said:

Dear Mudbriar,

If I want to build a cabin, what's the best wood to use?

Technically it depends on many circumstances, but personally I think oak logs are the best building material.

 

14 hours ago, Califorum said:

What do you think of Joseph Stalin?

We don't know anypony with that name.

[Sparklefan1234 161,867]

"What are your favorite genres of music?" 

[Silly Druid 6,138]

4 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

"What are your favorite genres of music?" 

Clastic rock.

I like to listen to music played on the pan flute, which is usually made from bamboo, cane, or reed.

[Sparklefan1234 161,867]

"What do you like to do for fun?" 

[Silly Druid 6,138]

24 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

"What do you like to do for fun?" 

I like to perform stand-up comedy.

I had fun once and it was awful.

[Sparklefan1234 161,867]

2 hours ago, PawelS said:

I had fun once and it was awful.

 

What did you do that was so awful?

[Silly Druid 6,138]

37 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

What did you do that was so awful?

I was invited to a party and it was full of loud and annoying things. Parties are only good when you watch them from afar.

[IronM17 5,145]

Hey Maud, From geologist to geologist, which rocks do like more? Magmatic rocks, metmorphic rocks or sedimentary rocks?

[Silly Druid 6,138]

9 hours ago, IronM17 said:

Hey Maud, From geologist to geologist, which rocks do like more? Magmatic rocks, metmorphic rocks or sedimentary rocks?

Sedimentary. They make me sedimental.

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

Maud, being the geology expert you are, do you know of any strong materials in the metals family that you’ve been able to excavate that are of interest for infrastructural development for Equestria?

 

In Lehman’s terms, find any suitable building metals in your investigations?

[Silly Druid 6,138]

35 minutes ago, Kronos the Revenant said:

Maud, being the geology expert you are, do you know of any strong materials in the metals family that you’ve been able to excavate that are of interest for infrastructural development for Equestria?

 

In Lehman’s terms, find any suitable building metals in your investigations?

Yes.

[Shigaraki 270]

So Mudbriar do you like cake more than pie or do you rather to have pie instead of cake?

[Silly Druid 6,138]

35 minutes ago, KingMorgana said:

So Mudbriar do you like cake more than pie or do you rather to have pie instead of cake?

I'm not into this kind of food, but technically Maud is a Pie, so my answer is pie.

Swoon.

[Woohoo 32,567]

Mudbriar, have you ever met Discord? 

[Silly Druid 6,138]

6 hours ago, Woohoo said:

Mudbriar, have you ever met Discord? 

I don't think so, why do you ask?

[Woohoo 32,567]

On 7/15/2019 at 1:13 AM, PawelS said:

I don't think so, why do you ask?

From what I heard from Maud, he is the most basic of jokes. 

How are Twiggy and Boulder doing?

[Castle Bleck 19,167]

Dear Maud,

Is your cave-house reinforced in case of earthquakes?

Edited July 17, 2019 by Anti-Villain

[Silly Druid 6,138]

33 minutes ago, Woohoo said:

From what I heard from Maud, he is the most basic of jokes. 

How are Twiggy and Boulder doing?

I heard some things about Discord, and I suppose Maud is right.

Twiggy and Boulder are doing well. They love playing together.

 

23 minutes ago, Anti-Villain said:

Dear Maud,

Is your cave-house reinforced in case of earthquakes?

Ponyville vicinity is not a seismically active area. I have created evacuation plans in case of a flood though.

[Sparklefan1234 161,867]

"Have you ever discussed getting married?"

[Silly Druid 6,138]

2 hours ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

"Have you ever discussed getting married?"

Technically we have, but it's a secret for now, so we would appreciate if you don't tell any of our friends about that.

What he said.

[Woohoo 32,567]

Mudbriar, have you heard any of Maud's poems? 

[Silly Druid 6,138]

7 hours ago, Woohoo said:

Mudbriar, have you heard any of Maud's poems? 

Yes, I heard some of them. They are about rocks.

They're all about rocks.

I liked them, and I'm thinking about writing some stick poetry myself.

This is going to be interesting. I'm very excited.