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SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick, are you mad, too? 

Patrick: Yeah! 

SpongeBob: Why are you mad? 

Patrick: I can't see my forehead! 

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"Four seasons in a year. Couldn't be better"

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Clever wordplay SpongeBob writers. 

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From the episode "Cool Party" from Hey, Arnold.

 

Curly

I say we paint ourselves with tiger stripes, and go free all the animals in the zoo! 

(Everyone stares at him)

 

Helga (sarcastically)

Fine, Curly. We'll meet you there in an hour. 

(Curly runs away cackling)

 

Helga

Poor twisted little freak. 

Edited September 18, 2019 by Sparklefan1234

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47 minutes ago, Lulaypp said:

"Just use your imagination."

I M A G I N A T I O N ! 

 

Edited September 18, 2019 by Angus Delaney

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SpongeBob meets Kevin the sea cucumber. 

 

 

Edited September 19, 2019 by Sparklefan1234

[Rebel the Wolfgirl 5,619]

"I Married a Sea Bear?"

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"Sea Bears and Fairy Tales are Real? That's the STUPIDEST thing I've ever heard!"

[Rebel the Wolfgirl 5,619]

"That was an oval! It has to be a circle!"

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37 minutes ago, Renegade the Unicorn said:

"I Married a Sea Bear?"

 

[the sea bear comes back and resumes mauling Squidward]

Squidward: What'd I do that time?! 

SpongeBob: I don't know! I guess he just doesn't like you. 

Patrick: Pretend to be somebody else! 

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• Squidward: You're right! I should be more careful. In fact, why don't you tell me all of the things I shouldn't do if I want to keep the sea bears away?
• SpongeBob: Okay, that's easy. First off, don't play the clarinet.
• Squidward: Okay. Then what?
• SpongeBob: Never wave your flashlight back and forth really fast.
• Patrick: Flashlights are their natural prey.
• Squidward: You're kidding.
• SpongeBob: Don't stomp around. They take that as a challenge.
• Patrick: Yeah.
• Squidward: [writes on notepad] Go on.
• SpongeBob: Don't ever eat cheese.
• Squidward: Sliced or cubed?
• SpongeBob: [whispers with Patrick] Cubed. Sliced is fine.
• Squidward: Yeah, yeah, and?
• SpongeBob: Never wear a sombrero...
• Patrick: ...in a goofy fashion!
• SpongeBob: Or clown shoes.
• Patrick: Or a hoop skirt.
• SpongeBob: And never...
• Patrick: Ever...
• SpongeBob: Ever...
• Patrick: Duh!
• Both: ...screech like a chimpanzee!
• Squidward: Wow! That's amazing how many things can set a sea bear off!

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Gopher: “Good idea, the dynamite!”

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45 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

SpongeBob meets Kevin the Sea cucumber. 

 

 

 

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Squidward: You mean you've never heard the story of the [thinks] "Hash-Slinging Slasher?" 

SpongeBob: The Slash-Bringing Hasher? 

Squidward: The Hash-Slinging Slasher! 

SpongeBob: The Sash-Ringing, the Trash-Singing, Mash-Flinging, The Flash-Springing, Ringing, The Cr-Crash-Dinging, daa. 

Squidward: Yes. The Hash-Slinging Slasher.

But, most people just call him The Ha---[breaks into scream] because that's all they have time to say before he gets them! 

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Poor Mr. Krabs is eaten by a clam while attempting to retrieve his millionth dollar. 

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From the SpongeBob Squarepants episode "Squid on Strike".

 

SpongeBob: Yay! A strike! [He starts to sing excitedly] ♪Goin' on a strike! We’re goin' on a strike!♪ I still don't know what a strike means. ♪But we're goin' on a strike!♪ [He inadvertently kicks Mr. Krabs in the butt as Krabs sweeps the floor] Hey, guess what, Mr. Krabs? Me and Squidward are going to go on strike!

 

Mr. Krabs: A strike?

 

SpongeBob: Yeah.

 

Mr. Krabs: You mean you're going to make picket signs?

 

SpongeBob: Yeah.

 

Mr. Krabs: And you're going to make protest speeches?

 

SpongeBob: Yeah, yeah!

 

Mr. Krabs: And you're going to demand me respect?

 

SpongeBob: Yeah! [Cut to SpongeBob sobbing outside of the Krusty Krab] 

Noo... [Squidward is with him] No! Squidward! You didn't tell me I was gonna get fired! Without the Krusty Krab, I-I-I... 

[He cries more] Oh, Squidward, could you hold me? I think I'm gonna be sick.

Edited September 19, 2019 by Sparklefan1234

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Some say they're still striking, millions of years after the Milky Way and all life has been obliterated.

 

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"Yay we praise thee noble person, with all our pleases and our thank yous oh lord am I quoting Goku?"

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Twilight Sparkle: Rainbow Dash dropped in to see me today.

Applejack: That's quite neighborly of her.

Twilight Sparkle: Yes, except that she crashed onto my balcony after you launched her into the air.

Applejack: Oh, yeah. I wasn't feeling quite myself this morning.

Twilight Sparkle: Because you're working too hard and you need help.

Applejack: What? Kelp? I don't need kelp. I don't even like seaweed.

Twilight Sparkle: HELP! You need HELP!

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26 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

Twilight Sparkle: Rainbow Dash dropped in to see me today.

Applejack: That's quite neighborly of her.

A really really good quote from the episode and the series as a whole.

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Wonderpets: To the Oasis!

Linny: The most pleasant of places.

Ming Ming: There's water, plants and a tree there.

Edited September 19, 2019 by Lulaypp

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From "Luna Eclipsed".

 

 

[Flutterstep 47,373]

Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!