Make up a stupid fact

[TwitchaTwitch86 11]

Using a key to gouge expletives on another's vehicle is a sign of trust ... and friendship.

[Bari 7,023]

In space, no one can hear you squee.

[Flow 1,624]

Everytime someone goes to a KFC restaurant, one brony starts looking at pictures of Scootaloo.

[spas-ticShotty 3,584]

When it rains, people get wet

 

Tommy Wiseau thinks Lisa's stories are bullshit (Hopefully you'll understand that)

[OptimisticNeighsayer 471]

Analytic and Synthetic statements disprove each other.

[Bari 7,023]

On Pinkie Pie day, everyone gets free cake.

[MrBaman 13]

Ponies are made of glass.

[Flow 1,624]

Chubby Rarity is a great pastime for visitors to Ponyville General Hospital

[Bari 7,023]

Half of ever thing you read on the internet is two times more true than if you had learned it in real life.

[The Awesome One 1,315]

Squirrels are aliens from the planet Zorg.

[Storn 11]

You can float in space without a suit on

 

Space doesn't exist, your argument is invalid.

[Bari 7,023]

Rubbing a cat on your face will give you good luck.

[AnonBrony 1,468]

1 in 6 children will be abducted by the Dutch.

[Modphase 1,271]

eating toasters makes your fingernails turn into candy

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

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[Bari 7,023]

Everyone is in love with Rainbow Dash, no exceptions.

[Otter 1,942]

Forcing a chicken to snowboard is illegal in seven countries.

 

[~Lawful Jordo~ 2,066]

lol this thread made me think of this

 

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=cT8sIT4vBUQ

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

It is impossible to have a velocity and momentum of 0 relative to the galactic nucleus of the Milky Way.

[Bari 7,023]

Manipulating people and causing infighting is a wonderful way to tell someone that you love them.

[pactor 29]

lack of pony is the number one cause of death in the U.S.

[Bari 7,023]

1 out of every 6 bronies secretly wishes to be a tree.

[AnonBrony 1,468]

i am perfectly sane.

[Bari 7,023]

Super Pinkie Pie, devourer of worlds, flosses every Tuesday.

[000 206]

Kardashians are good role models