Make up a stupid fact

[AnonBrony 1,467]

Its possible to divide by zero. Its just no one or thing is smart enough to do it.

[moneyshredderofdeath 414]

Failed Supreme Court nominee Robert Bork was born Robert Smith. He changed his surname to Bork after watching performances by the Swedish Chef, finding the cries of "BORK!" captivating.

[I used to be a stranger 7,989]

@ tastes salty.

[cuteycindyhoney 13,284]

If you take two magnets and leave them stuck together for a year, they will weld into one solid mass that can no longer be separated. The technical term for this is "Subatomic Drift". Edited August 18, 2012 by cuteycindyhoney

[Dr_Waveband 745]

Everything I say is a lie.

 

Also, you cannot see this post. I never posted it.

(That was a lie too.)

(And that.)

(And this.)

[Bari 7,021]

Frogs make up 10% of the human population.

[Jalaton 155]

If you eat ice cream in a snow storm you'll turn into a snow monster.

[AnonBrony 1,467]

Giorgio A Tsoukalos is the creator of the internet.

[I used to be a stranger 7,989]

The Enlightenment was a period of Religious Philosophy History when man invented the condom.

[Retro*Derpy 3,094]

When you yawn, its not because of your body needing oxygen. Its your brain actually trying to cool itself off by opening your ears and mouth to let in cool air. This makes since because your brain is most active when you are sleeping, and your brain is preparing itself.... yeah i get bored...

Edited August 19, 2012 by bobthecableman

[Modphase 1,271]

If you spit upside down on the bottom of a chair you will not feel not drowsy because the people in your home town didn't want hippos in their sinks

[Bari 7,021]

Playing epic music while doing everyday tasks will turn you into an anime character.

[OptimisticNeighsayer 471]

All functions exist on the point of a pencil. Pens don't cut it.

[Flow 1,619]

60% of the world eats earthworms as a delicacy while 100% eat potatoes as a color.

[Bari 7,021]

Two wrongs make a cream cheese sandwich.

[Rainbow-Crash 101]

kicking and screaming WILL solve all your problems

[Dr_Waveband 745]

Consuming excessive amounts of colour additives may make you vomit rainbows and/or give you super powers. Both are followed by death within twenty-four hours, unless countered by an injection of liquid digestive biscuits (the foul-tasting ones).

[Xiper 15]

You are reading tihs message wrong.

[OptimisticNeighsayer 471]

Novelty piano is no joke, for no one takes it seriously.

[RazzyJam 1,519]

No, you can have a weapon at home.

 

No, but you can have a firearm.

Example:

ICBM - weapon

.22 rifle - firearm

 

My stupid/random fact:

 

FACT: the core of the earth is actually a Jawbreaker

FACT: Spacecore will never go to space

FACT: Discord is your god now

FACT: The big bang occurred when the great deity Dasdf sneezed. We now all wait the coming of the great tissue.

[Bari 7,021]

All of the ponies are really transformers.

[moneyshredderofdeath 414]

Bill Cosby is not only the spokesperson for jello pudding, but he also invented it. He even published instructions for how to make jello pudding, but no one can decipher it:

 

Step 1: Find the flip florp smorgin horgin shibida dobba.

Step 2: Mix the flinger flanger earphone buffalo rega garra spling with the artichoke zeppelin nuff huff spalla puff.

Step 3: Wait for shebelaffa hoffa laffa xylophone slices.

[AnonBrony 1,467]

FACT: This is a stupid fact.

[I used to be a stranger 7,989]

Twilight Sparkle and Shining Armor at one point in time actually were 'two peas in a pod' because of a spell that went wrong by Twilight. However they solved the problem and treasure the uniqueness of the experience. They are each very proud of the other's peaness.

 

If you didn't get the joke, read it aloud.

Edited August 20, 2012 by Blue

[Bari 7,021]

10 out of every 10 people who read this have read a sentence.