Make up a stupid fact

[Sampolo 18]

Ponies do not cause excessive D'AWWWWWW

[AnonBrony 1,469]

Scootaloo is a dodo. Not a chicken.

[Bari 7,023]

Ninjas are a myth.

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

Almost all members on MLPforums.com are actually just pseudonymous accounts.

Despite there being more than 5000 users, there are only about 7 people that actually make and use them.

 

I am the 0%.

[Bari 7,023]

Everything Blue says is true.

[RazzyJam 1,519]

Fact: Two wrongs do not make a right. three lefts make a right. two wrights make a plane.

 

By troll science postulates, if you make 6 left turns you will transform into a plane and fly

[AnonBrony 1,469]

Marshmellows are forbidden to be eaten in 6 states.

[Bari 7,023]

Being a hero on accident doesn't count.

[Modphase 1,273]

Eating toenails makes filthy frank jump out of a pizza box and slap you with fried chicken

[Fire_Fly 499]

Up until five years ago; 'Kaernk' could be translated into 507 different words in the Swedish language. This was swiftly dealt with after thousands of Swedish homeowners complained about being robbed back to back, because their burglar alarms were switched to 'Kaernk', instead of 'Kaernk'.

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

Any letter combined with a capital "H" can be pronounced as an English onomatopoeia for laughter.

[Flow 1,632]

Sniffing farts is the actual key to enlightenment.

[Page Turner 607]

99.99% of people will most likely die.

[Bari 7,023]

If you can read this, you don't need glasses.

[K3WRO 79]

Did you know, potatos have fully functional emotions, they can feel love, anger, fear, and happiness, and there are people who are against the consumption of potatoes for this reason.

[Dr_Waveband 745]

Did you know, potatos have fully functional emotions, they can feel love, anger, fear, and happiness, and there are people who are against the consumption of potatoes for this reason.

 

 

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Fully sentient AI is an impossibility, because whenever a computer approaches the critical calculation efficiency required, it realizes it's the creation of a race of talking monkeys and promptly commits suicide out of embarrassment.

[Bari 7,023]

People are 10% fluff. That's why we're squishy.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

People are 70% derp. That's how the internet was made into what it is toderp!

[NavelColt 22,883]

When kids look under the bed they look for monsters.

When monsters look under the bed they look for Bruce Lee.

When Bruce Lee looks under the bed he looks for Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris looks under the bed he looks for Batman.

Batman never looks under the bed...

[RazzyJam 1,519]

It is a factual fact that all facts cannot be considered factually factual, as some facts actually factually disprove other facts.

[K3WRO 79]

BC stands for "Before Christ" but We also have the non-cristian way of explaining georgian time, BCE, which stands for "Bob Created Earth"

[Bari 7,023]

Cats are less likely to bite you if you don't poke them on the nose.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Sleep is the best cure for insomnia.

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

Insomnia is the best cure for sleep

[Bari 7,023]

Despite what people may think, I'm not a crack pairing. I'm a delicious fruit pastry.