Snatch the Cookie!

[Starshine 16,335]

I ordered an eagle to snatch the cookie from your grip and proceed to hide it in a cave which guarded by my personal guard

 

[Phoenix Dirac Wright 121]

(I'm going to assume that bear is your bodyguard)

I throw a cup of black coffee on yer bear's head which causes 3rd degree burns on him. Then I rush up to it, pluck out the sharp teeth attached his mouth, then I stick it in Apollo Justice's head which functions as a radar to find the cookie. After I have found the cookie, I run off into the sunset with the cookie.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

I stomp repeatedly on the guard, entering the cave and finding the cookie. I run like crazy as million of people chase me, trying to get the last cookie in the universe.

*change*

I run to the sun as it sets, catching you when you stop for a breath. I snatch the cookie and run, hiding in Ponyville which is in a whole other dimension and universe.

Edited June 30, 2012 by Pinkie Pie Rocks

[Krystal 1,468]

I tell Applejack of your wrongdoings and she bucks you in the face, delivering justice. She kindly hands the cookie over to me and I hide where none shall find me.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

I turn into Pinkie Pie and use my hyperactivitiy combined with Pinkie Sense to find you, and I snatch the cookie and bounce off quickly.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

[bantaser]

 

Cookie be mine now.

[Phoenix Dirac Wright 121]

Edit: Posted at the same time XD

 

(I looked up bantaser on google and it says something about Ban Taser Guns...)

 

Anyways, I punch off you're glasses, leaving you blind. I later on steal the cookie in your blindness and put the cookie in a stepladder.

Edited June 30, 2012 by Dirac Wright

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Did it say anything about banning bantasers, or banning bantasers in Banning, California?

 

(That confused you long enough for me to make out the blurry cookie-ish blob and snatch it.)

[Azura 1,107]

Brutally stomp Ganaram in the stomach and gently took it to make sure it doesn't break.

[Phoenix Dirac Wright 121]

I throw a cup of black coffee on yer head then I snatch the cookie.

[Starshine 16,335]

I throw a dozen of buckets filled with freezing water to your face and then I took your cookie

[Azura 1,107]

I slice your hoof right off with a sword and quickly snatches it before it gets stained with pony blood.

[Starshine 16,335]

 

I sent my pet bear to kill you and fetch yo cookie

Edited June 30, 2012 by Dreamwalker

[Azura 1,107]

Unlikely that the bear can fly.

[Starshine 16,335]

You cheaty-face!

 

I tap five mountains to summon a Demigod of revenge and send him to kill you and fetch the cookie for me

[Phoenix Dirac Wright 121]

I hit you both with a mackerel and run off with the cookie.

[Azura 1,107]

Since that piece of cardboard doesn't make any sense to me it's nothing but a card, unlikely that you have any idea about Dark Magic.

[Starshine 16,335]

I unleashed the WAAAGH!!! Pinkie Pie at you, and run away with the cookie

[Azura 1,107]

Cloud Chaser grabs chainsaw and cuts Pinkie Pie in half.

It was super effective.

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

CHAIRMODE ACTIVATE! *boop*

[Guest]

I poke Dreamwalker in the stomach and take the cookie. I avoid the random posts of my fellow users. Hint, Hint!

[Phoenix Dirac Wright 121]

I steal your crab hat and toss it into a river where it will be set free. You rampage through the water, desperately trying to get it back while I steal the cookie in your possession.

[Krystal 1,468]

Your cup of coffie is laced with roofies. You wake up in a Vegas hotel room with no memory of the night before and your cookie is gone, for I have it.

[Future Allie Way 185]

I smash your head with a glass vase, snatch the cookie, and start running in the opposite direction.

[Phoenix Dirac Wright 121]

I take you into court, make the trial begin in 10 mins, then winning it and getting the cookie from you in a legal battle.