Snatch the Cookie!

[Krystal 1,468]

You get hit my a 747. I pick up the cookie out of the wreckage.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

I turn into Pinkie Pie. I bounce beside you as a companion, and you do not realize I have grabbed the cookie and hidden it in my mane until I bounce away and lock myself up in the Cake's bakery in Ponyville.

[Nouth 496]

I ride to the village with my band of crusaders, point my blade at the bakery and yell

 

CHARGEEEEE!

Then one of my soldiers asks: ,,Sorry commander, you didn't told you there will be a chance to charge our phones, so we left the chargers in camp. Shall I return and bring some ?"

After ceasing my rage and executing the soldier in place, I charge upon your bakery door myself and knock at it politely.

After asking you very politely to give me the cookie, you do :3.

[Parties like Pinkie 385]

Disguised as a soldier in your army, I grab the cookie, then grab onto Dig Dug's shoulder, and we escape through the Earth.

[Half-Note 273]

I crawl out of your mouth and snatched the cookie and hide in your stomach.

[Parties like Pinkie 385]

The Hydro-Chloric Acid in my stomach dissolves you AND the cookie.

[Half-Note 273]

I am wearing a plastic suit which does not melt.

[Krystal 1,468]

I make a new cookie. Which I now have.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

I run past you so fast you cannot see me, nor that I have snatched the cookie. After soaking the cookie in water at a nearby lake, I swim to China with the cookie.

[Xievie 498]

I've been in China. We take you in for trespassing. Oh, and I get you cookie. I hid it in my pants.

[Half-Note 273]

I dive in unafraid and snatched the cookie and your wallet.

[Xievie 498]

Aha! Bomb in my wallet. You are explodeded and I have cookie again. In my pants now with razor blades.

 

Oh, and now I unexplode you and put you in Chinese jail.

[Krystal 1,468]

You get hit by a flying ice cream truck. I snatch the cookie.

[Half-Note 273]

I appear riding on your shoulers and steal the cookie.

[Krystal 1,468]

You realize that stealing is wrong and you kindly give the cookie back to me

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

I grab the cookie from you and run home, locking up the door and then locking up my room and locking up everything in the whole house and then I go into the basement and lock it up, too.

[Half-Note 273]

Me and Molestia are right beside you and while she Molests you I steal the cookie.

[Krystal 1,468]

The cookie does not exist. You are in a computer simulation. I have the cookie.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

I sneak over and grab the cookie from you, then I run and, riding on a huge bird, ride to the moon. On the way I put on a spacesuit, for my own safety.

 

(Uh... Move along please)

[Half-Note 273]

I am the moon and I kick you off and take the cookie.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

I rub the bird to take care of its sore and then I point a lazer at the moon, making it unable to kick me off. I land, climb inside a crater and grab the cookie, and fly on the bird back to Earth, taking off my spacesuit when I got there. I hide in a costume.

[Phoenix Dirac Wright 121]

I shoot you with a Pinkie Pie Arrow and run off with the cookie.

(I thought the thread died out? Nvm, I'll keep playin.)

[FortyShadows 217]

I get Fluttershy who gives you the stare...forcing you to hand over ze cookie!

Edited July 6, 2012 by XraYZPony

[Mayuen 77]

I politely ask Fluttershy to also give you the stare so you hand over the cookie to me!

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

I walk over to Pinkie Pie and ask nicely if she would steal the cookie from you. She does and gives it to me, and she protects me as I stare at its cookie goodness...