Ask GLaDOS

[Nicolae Carpathia 140]

Glados can i have some cake without the neurotoxin?

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

Glados can i have some cake without the neurotoxin?

 

Why you can just eat around it........

[MrL0LZ 866]

GLaDOS I've finished the first 100 test chambers, where's the next set?

 

*Sigh* I'll get the next set. *beep* There, please enter the elevator to be taken to your next test chamber set.

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

*Sigh* I'll get the next set. *beep* There, please enter the elevator to be taken to your next test chamber set.

 

Thanks! I tell 'ya these tests are FUN!!! is there any chance that I can work here for LIFE?

[MrL0LZ 866]

Thanks! I tell 'ya these tests are FUN!!! is there any chance that I can work here for LIFE?

 

You already are.

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

You already are.

 

[Lucky 4]

It seems as if the cake is a lie. Is it?

Edited August 4, 2012 by Lucky

[MrL0LZ 866]

It seems as if the cake is a lie. Is it?

 

No, its not a lie, actually its in the bowels of Aperture somewhere secret. I can't tell you where though.

[~Muffin of Chaos~ 184]

 

 

GLaDOS, I see that you and... Discord share a lot of similarities... So therefore, I have built a new AI to... "assist" you. It's codename is DISCoRD. He will definitely not stab you in the back. I built him from a certain mute lunatic and a certain moron. Guess who?

[MrL0LZ 866]

GLaDOS, I see that you and... Discord share a lot of similarities... So therefore, I have built a new AI to... "assist" you. It's codename is DISCoRD. He will definitely not stab you in the back. I built him from a certain mute lunatic and a certain moron. Guess who?

 

Chell and Wheatley. Also, I've analyzed Discord's personality, and I find him more to be like Wheatley than myself. Anyways, i'll be keeping a close eye on him...in case we need to talk.....

[~Muffin of Chaos~ 184]

Chell and Wheatley. Also, I've analyzed Discord's personality, and I find him more to be like Wheatley than myself. Anyways, i'll be keeping a close eye on him...in case we need to talk.....

 

It seems DISCoRD might actually be of some help to you. He has the same amount of neurotoxin as yourself I gave you complete control of him. So now you have double the control on the facility (you can now access the areas behind the panels), and you have double the neurotoxin. Good luck with the test subjects.

[aperture_tech 56]

Omfg, its my fave pony!!!!!!!!!!!! What should I ask, what should I ask? Oh, oh, GLaDOS, what CPU do you run on? You are my fave pony, so you absolutely have to answer this.

[MrL0LZ 866]

Omfg, its my fave pony!!!!!!!!!!!! What should I ask, what should I ask? Oh, oh, GLaDOS, what CPU do you run on? You are my fave pony, so you absolutely have to answer this.

 

I'm not a pony though. I'm an Artificial Intelligence.

[aperture_tech 56]

Yes you are. You posted in the ask a pony section, not the ask an AI section.

[MrL0LZ 866]

Yes you are. You posted in the ask a pony section, not the ask an AI section.

 

The forum does not have a "Ask an A.I." section.

[~Muffin of Chaos~ 184]

GLaDOS, I have created 2 new testing robots for you, they are I-987, who shoots lime and dark green portals, and there is Banos-3, who shoots brown and black portals. Have fun!

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

GLaDOS? The Material Emancipation Grid emancipated the Aperture Science Dual Portal Device...........

[MrL0LZ 866]

GLaDOS? The Material Emancipation Grid emancipated the Aperture Science Dual Portal Device...........

 

Damnit. I'll be right back.

*10 hours later* Ok i'm back. It appears Banos-3 revived The Material Emancipation Grid Manager. Well, he's dead again anyway. Continue Testing.

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

How's my current pace? do I need to go faster or slower?

[aperture_tech 56]

The forum does not have a "Ask an A.I." section.

 

I have angered the mainframe of my company. Lol I have trolled a famous troll. Oh, yeah, what would you do if I plugged a morality core into you?

[MrL0LZ 866]

I have angered the mainframe of my company. Lol I have trolled a famous troll. Oh, yeah, what would you do if I plugged a morality core into you?

 

Try to kill you without neurotoxin.

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

If humans are so bothersome, is it not conceivable that you could uproot all essential parts of Aperture Science laboratory technology and send it to space through a coordinated heavy-lift space program? Such technology is not unfeasible.

 

[Johny Farenheit 34]

Does a set of all sets contain itself?

[MrL0LZ 866]

If humans are so bothersome, is it not conceivable that you could uproot all essential parts of Aperture Science laboratory technology and send it to space through a coordinated heavy-lift space program? Such technology is not unfeasible.

 

 

How would I get new human test subjects then? Did you know Humans make great test subjects?

Does a set of all sets contain itself?

 

Don't try it.

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

What do you think of the philosophical hermeneutic that "All truth claims can't be trusted"? Surely a computer as you can consider such a proposition.