Ask GLaDOS

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

the one thing on this planet that is more annoying than you

you could learn from it

[MrL0LZ 866]

the one thing on this planet that is more annoying than you

you could learn from it

 

I don't learn from organic garbage, much like I don't listen to organics like you.

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

fine, ill just get my robot, it will piss you off even more

[Staticthors Robot 0]

MY MASTER HAS SUMMONED ME, WHAT IS YOUR COMMAND STATICTHOR?

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

talk to this guy

[MrL0LZ 866]

talk to this guy

 

You know that's against the rules right? He's been reported.

[rainbow dash22 29]

So what do you think of doing rainnbooms?

[MrL0LZ 866]

So what do you think of doing rainnbooms?

 

Doing? I've never experienced one before, I must say they are very interesting however, as when preformed, they break the entire light spectrum. I must research into them when I get the time.

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

Can I have a job? I'm very good at running and following directions without questions

[MrL0LZ 866]

Can I have a job? I'm very good at running and following directions without questions

 

As long as you don't murder me, please enter the test chamber and put on your jumpsuit and long fall boots, then we can begin your "job".

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

As long as you don't murder me, please enter the test chamber and put on your jumpsuit and long fall boots, then we can begin your "job".

 

Yes ma'am

[rainbow dash22 29]

Doing? I've never experienced one before, I must say they are very interesting however, as when preformed, they break the entire light spectrum. I must research into them when I get the time.

 

oh sorry. I'm on this website on my iPod it spell checked me. I ment sonic rainbooms

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

um...Ms. GLaDOS? are these LIVE rounds that the drones are firing at me?

[MrL0LZ 866]

oh sorry. I'm on this website on my iPod it spell checked me. I ment sonic rainbooms

 

Well, the fixed version of your question was also answered in my post.

 

um...Ms. GLaDOS? are these LIVE rounds that the drones are firing at me?

 

Yes, yes they are. I would recommend not getting hit by the bullets, as they will cause death and we all know death can moderately injure your health.

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

Yes, yes they are. I would recommend not getting hit by the bullets, as they will cause death and we all know death can moderately injure your health.

 

OK just making sure I'm not imagining it, am I allowed to use one of the drones as a shield? Or is that frowned upon?

[MrL0LZ 866]

OK just making sure I'm not imagining it, am I allowed to use one of the drones as a shield? Or is that frowned upon?

 

No you are not! You monster, they're one of my kind!

[rainbow dash22 29]

Your so awesome!! Despite that your evil

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

Your so awesome!! Despite that your evil

 

she's not evil! she's just creative :3

[rainbow dash22 29]

But in the video game "portal 1&2" she's evil..

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

But in the video game "portal 1&2" she's evil..

 

CREATIVE!

[MrL0LZ 866]

But in the video game "portal 1&2" she's evil..

 

I'm not evil, its just from Chell's perspective that i'm evil. I only want to test. Nothing more.

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

I'm not evil, its just from Chell's perspective that i'm evil. I only want to test. Nothing more.

 

SEE! I TOLD YOU!!! I'M GOING THROUGH THE TESTING PROCEDURE RIGHT NOW!!! IT'S NOT THAT BAD!!! IF ANYTHING IT'S KINDA FUN!!!!

[rainbow dash22 29]

I'm not evil, its just from Chell's perspective that i'm evil. I only want to test. Nothing more.

 

oh..

 

SEE! I TOLD YOU!!! I'M GOING THROUGH THE TESTING PROCEDURE RIGHT NOW!!! IT'S NOT THAT BAD!!! IF ANYTHING IT'S KINDA FUN!!!!

 

i'm sorry

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

i'm sorry

 

for what?

 

Um, Ms. GLaDOS? I've finished the test....but where's the.....oh! Nevermind I found the cake! where do you want me to return the testing supplies?

[MrL0LZ 866]

for what?

 

Um, Ms. GLaDOS? I've finished the test....but where's the.....oh! Nevermind I found the cake! where do you want me to return the testing supplies?

 

Oh, so you managed to finish the first set of tests. Well, please keep the testing equipment , *Cake disappears and the walls slide in around you* as you'll need it. *Wall opens, showing you a new test chamber*