Scenario: You walk in on your friend clopping. What do you do?

[Finesthour 7,287]

@@bluebell, @@Incognito,

 

both of you settle down, lets not get into a pointless arguements, just sit down and clop to the ponies

 

But... I'm not arguing though. Neither of us got angry man ;-;

y u try whiteknighting nothing, silly

[Some_random_guy 1,857]

I would be freaked out. I would walk out, and as soon as he was done I would say "Well you can't make fun of me for watching the show anymore. You do something way worse with the ponies."

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Hmmm if it wasn't in my house then id yell "Man, you got a tiny ass dick." In the blackest voice ever and just walk out afterwards.

 

What if it was a girl?!

 

I only liked your post because I woke up my brother with my laughter xD

 

 

Would you still punch them if it was their house? xP

 

curiosity ensues...

[MuniMoose 489]

I would tell him/her finish but next time i see you do this im going all cupcake up on your ass and make sher you clean up!!

[thegoodhen 698]

Well, I would probably forgive him at the very moment. Then I would give him a brohoof.

Left handed brohoof, that is.

(If it was "she", on the other hand... lol idk what I did there)

[spas-ticShotty 3,584]

1. Scream like a little girl while running away

2. Casually walk out the second I see his actions

3. Stand with legs crossed and say "Hoho there, pony boy !"

[ZoidbergBestPony 30]

I got bored so I figured I'd start a thread. So, here's your scenario: You walk in on one of your friends clopping. This friend has previously made fun of the fact that your a brony and that you like a "little girl's show". How do you respond?

 

*sigh* Ignoring the fact that threads here should be "family friendly", I'd probablely not make a big deal bout it, and go else where while my friend... finishes whatever buisness they need to.

[Cupcake Ice Cream 436]

I would feel bad for walking in on a fried masturbating but the fact that he was clopping makes no difference to me in the situation

[Mr. Jaguar 1,403]

I'd be like

 

 

"Go on......."

 

No, seriously, assuming it's in his house, I'd be like "oh.....sorry......um.....I'm gonna go home now..." and leave.......at some point in the future, when I've recovered from the trauma of seeing my friend choking his chicken in front of me, I'd go back and try to assure him that I don't care as long as he never mentions it to me again. I may or may not mention that I have clopped myself.......but I'm not the type who likes to talk about what he masturbates to.

Edited August 10, 2012 by Pegasus25

[Jokuc 8,173]

Well since I am seriously weird I would not really care. But of course I would walk away. If it was in my own house I would get a bit mad lol.

 

If it wasn't in my house, I'd probably just close the door and just calmly sit in the doorstep outside of the house .....and an occasional peak through the window wouldn't hurt, ey mate?

 

 

lol :3

 

...

You think cloppers are all men?

Oh buddy, you have lots to learn about the whole clopping situation.

 

Haha ...ha. Oh this post...

*laughs*

it's funny because you're right.

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

What if it was a girl?!

 

I only liked your post because I woke up my brother with my laughter xD

 

Ha! Atleast my post was useful for something x3

 

If it was a girl....then...umm....well, that would catch me off guard actually. Probably stand there with a big ol poker face till I walked off or she made me leave lol

[pjsforever 89]

"Holy sh*t, I don't know anyone could be that horny!! Couldn't you have done that later!?"

 

Friends < masturbating to ponies?? I'd be pissed and grossed out at the same time...

I'd probably say something like "I can see that you're rather fond of ponies, my friend..." or I'd just stand there dumbstruck for about five seconds and then kick her out of my house (because I always overreact like that). It would depend on my mood.

[Sepia-chan 495]

Like a good neighbor, help him!

 

 

 

On another note, you made a thread for the hell of it... so you made it about masturbation? I'll be surprised if the mods let it stand.

 

Well, considering what happened to the good old Megaman X VS Masturbation thread...(Never forget. *salutes*)

 

 

"Wow dude, you REALLY freaking like ponies.

Mind if I join you?"

[Jadefire 2,797]

"Sup man."

 

"Sup."

 

"Hey, did I leave my wallet here the other day?"

 

"Yeah, it's right over there."

 

"Ah, thanks. I'll be heading out now. See ya."

 

"K."

 

"...by the way, welcome to the herd. >:3"

 

"Fuck you."

Edited August 10, 2012 by Jadefire

[Twiliscael 3,960]

Does the clopping aspect really affect your reaction? Hypocrites... I'd react the same if my friend was fapping to furries, people, ponies, or even real horses.

 

Wait, errr, thats not what I meant, I meant "omg omg clopper, ew thats nasty, I dont like u anymore even though your enjoyment affects me in no way, ahhhhhhh!"

/sarcasm

[Shiki 5,855]

I would most likely have another mental breakdown on the spot. I mean, I don't have any friends, so obviously this is some kind of dimension-breaking, godly, all-powerful being that somehow befriended me without his existence even being known to me. But theoretically, if this scenario took place with some kind of person that was my friend, I would probably ignore them for a good... forever or so, because that is. No. I just. idonteven

[Lunastep 34]

I would probably just walk right back out. Wait for him outside my room to finish. Then id give him this look:

[murkyx 904]

"What the buck do you think you're doing? Sitting naked in MY chair, in MY room, in MY house, on MY computer, clopping to MY pony porn?!"

 

Haha, but no, I'm not a clopper and my honest reaction would probably be initiating the most awkward of stareoffs. I'm known for making faces that pretty much say, "What you're doing is downright disturbing," and I'll pull off one of the most disturbed faces I ever could make. I'd then probably VERY slowly close the door without dropping eye contact to heighten the awkwardness of the situation for him, and then after he comes out say in a matter of factly tone, "I guess you can't make fun of me for liking ponies anymore. Also, welcome to the herd." I'd probably cease to talk to him for a day, come back later, forgive him, and act like it didn't happen."

[flutterbreeze 3]

Does the clopping aspect really affect your reaction? Hypocrites... I'd react the same if my friend was fapping to furries, people, ponies, or even real horses.

 

Wait, errr, thats not what I meant, I meant "omg omg clopper, ew thats nasty, I dont like u anymore even though your enjoyment affects me in no way, ahhhhhhh!"

/sarcasm

 

It's less about the actual clopping aspect in my opinion and more about the irony of discovering that a person has developed a sexual interest about something they previously ridiculed you for, especially since that kind of interest is controversial and occasionally made fun of by the group that they originally ridiculed. Edited August 10, 2012 by flutterbreeze

[FedoraMemes 582]

I would say.

 

"HAH! I KNEW YOU LIKED THEM PONIES!"

 

But seriously, I would probably, just exit the room slowly and never talk to him about it again.

[My little pwny 1,392]

It would depend on what ponies he was clopping to. If it was Princess molestia stuff I'd be like, "SICK MAN! If you're gunna beat the meat pick some better rule 34!"

 

If it was some shipping then I'd join him.

 

/bigsarcasm

[FoxyCryptid 4,330]

"I see you finaly succeeded in stealing your neighbors internet. Now why don't you fix my router?"

[Zerul 554]

It all depends..

If it's Pinkie Pie: "NOOO wtf are you doing!?"

 

If it were anypony else:

Edited August 10, 2012 by OdinForced

[False Perception 482]

Walk in, immediately turn around and leave. Leave R34 placed at tactical locations all around the house.

[Starshine 16,333]

I will be all like

 

 

After I give him a piece of my mind about the importance of locking your doors before his 'me' time, I'll try to get myself wasted. There's nothing a litre of alcohol can't fix.

 

But if it was a girl, well... I'm dead