I hate you because

[zoruapwns 100]

I hate you both for the quickness of your posts.

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

I hate you because You beat this fast Soviet poster...

Edited September 26, 2012 by Comrade-Dimitri-Hammer

[Rudehamster 156]

I hate you because I am curious to know why you hate me...

[zoruapwns 100]

I hate you because, as I have previously said I'm faster than a fast thing.

[Rudehamster 156]

I hate you because you are using your own deficiency to hate me

[zoruapwns 100]

I hate you because defiance rules!

[Rudehamster 156]

I hate you for misreading my previous hate regarding your 'speed'

[Dr_Waveband 745]

I hate you for not reading carefully.

 

I hate you for... ughh, nevermind.

Edited September 26, 2012 by Dr_Waveband

[zoruapwns 100]

I hate flies.

[Sky 746]

I hate you because I can.

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

I hate you because you're not a Soviet

[zoruapwns 100]

I hate you for being a more active poster than me.

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

I hate you for not being as active as me

[Retro*Derpy 3,197]

I hate you for knowing Russian, for it makes me jelly.

[Dr_Waveband 745]

I hate you for not studying Russian if the lack of knowledge makes you a gelatinous substance.

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

I hate you because you can speak English better than me.

 

You too....

Edited September 26, 2012 by Comrade-Dimitri-Hammer

[Sky 746]

I hate you for the fact that if I was too use more fancier terms in my extremely acute posts you would believe me to be a man of great intelligence.

[Dr_Waveband 745]

I hate you because that can't mask bad grammar and/or lack of intellectual substance.

 

Not that you would necessarily lack either.

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

I hate you because you do not flaunt your excessive vocabulary

[zoruapwns 100]

I hate you for not being as active as me

 

I hate you because I'm on everyday.

[Rudehamster 156]

I hate you for not hating the person directly above you based on the previous post, I will not accept a response from the past.

[Dr_Waveband 745]

I hate you for sticking to the rules.

[Rudehamster 156]

i hate you because you condone deviation from the rules that are meant to promote stability.

[zoruapwns 100]

I hate you for saying "stability"

[Rudehamster 156]

I hate you for discriminating against certain words.