Our family here at the mlpforums (warning: suggestive language)

[Plasmastorm X-15 162]

Oh really?

I quote

 

1. Thats massive head

2. I only did it cause Ouker wouldn`t stop saying him so i put him...

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

1. Thats massive head

2. I only did it cause Ouker wouldn`t stop saying him so i put him...

 

thanks for proving how slow I am

[KPM 288]

*cough* This doesn't bother me that I only now know Evshy's actually a woman.

You really gotta explain a certain thing then...

Anyhow, I already shew you the pic of Mr. Morso that I summoned with my FUS MOR SO call.

[Evilshy 5,090]

You didn't know I was a woman? Jesus Christ, I thought you cared about me. Obviously not.

 

 

You know what? Fuck both of you. If I feel the need for pleasure, there are plenty of others here who would be willing.

 

Also, I've decided I'm reverting to my natural, inter-universal state. My pony self was only the form I took when I came here, but now I no longer need this shell. I'm going full U/R planeswalker on you guys. Woe unto any who anger me now >_<

[Plasmastorm X-15 162]

You didn't know I was a woman? Jesus Christ, I thought you cared about me. Obviously not.

 

 

You know what? Fuck both of you. If I feel the need for pleasure, there are plenty of others here who would be willing.

 

Also, I've decided I'm reverting to my natural, inter-universal state. My pony self was only the form I took when I came here, but now I no longer need this shell. I'm going full U/R planeswalker on you guys. Woe unto any who anger me now >_<

 

I don`t understand any of that bullshit you just said...

[Evilshy 5,090]

I don`t understand any of that bullshit you just said...

 

I am a god-like being from the Magic: the Gathering universe called a planeswalker. We have the power to walk in between universes, as well as to move things in between them, such as creatures or objects. I crossed into the MLPverse and took the form of a pony called Evilshy to blend in. I now see no need for this, so I take my true form. 

 

Here is approximately a third of my power:

http://magiccards.info/query?q=C%21U&v=card&s=cname

 

And here is approximately another third:

http://magiccards.info/query?q=C%21r&v=card&s=cname

 

The rest is a collection of magical artifacts and magics I learned in other universes.

 

Now, I realize you might not want to look through all 4000+ cards, nor do I have time to list all my other powers. So just trust me when I say I'm crazy powerful. I got time/space manipulation, man. I can cancel out other magic by snapping my fingers. I summon a legion of giant ass dragons after bombarding an entire planet with meteors. I've destroyed planets over somebody messing with my woman (I should mention that my planeswalker self, my true self, is male. I felt a female would be more appropriate for my pony form.) and didn't even break a sweat.

 

Now I'm not looking for a fight. I'm just saying the next person who messes with me is going to get crazy f***ed up.

[Plasmastorm X-15 162]

Magic the fucking gathering -_-.../.

[KPM 288]

Oh well, it was fun while it lasted. Guess you won't be needing this super special chocolate cupcake I made.

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Can I have it?

[Evilshy 5,090]

Magic the fucking gathering -_-.../.

 

Said the FPS fanboy

[Skullbuster 1,906]

well, this took an interesting turn

[Plasmastorm X-15 162]

Said the FPS fanboy

 

FYI im an all Shooters & Fighters fan boy thank you very much XD

 

Racing too

[KPM 288]

I play MTG too!

 

 

 

 

 

Slivers.

 

And seems I will have to keep this here cupcake for myself.

[Plasmastorm X-15 162]

MTG Motorcross?

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

And seems I will have to keep this here cupcake for myself.

 

yes because you ignored me when I asked for it (just being slow)

[Evilshy 5,090]

I play MTG too!

 

 

 

 

 

Slivers.

 

And seems I will have to keep this here cupcake for myself.

 

 

 

oh god not slivers DX

 

jk, slivers are hilarious and fun to play. I prefer goblins, though.

[KPM 288]

yes because you ignored me when I asked for it (just being slow)

 

So you noticed... Well, chucks. Doesn't mean you're gonna get it. >=D

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

So you noticed... Well, chucks. Doesn't mean you're gonna get it. >=D

 

okay I get that, I get it, me gets it, I understand completely

[Doctor XFizzle 8,669]

*becomes female*

*attempts to screw up family dynamic*

*family is too screwed up to begin with*

*skips gleefully into the TARDIS to leave*

[KPM 288]

okay I get that, I get it, me gets it, I understand completely

 

I changed my mind. But you need to return the favor somehow.

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

I changed my mind. But you need to return the favor somehow.

 

Ehhhhh I don't like returning favors, it's the only downside to accepting a favor

[Simcity11100 772]

I have not been on here in a long time that I don't even know what's going on in here.

[KPM 288]

Ehhhhh I don't like returning favors, it's the only downside to accepting a favor

 

Oh don't worry, it doesn't need to be too heavy a favor. I mean, it's ME asking... You trust me right?

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Oh don't worry, it doesn't need to be too heavy a favor. I mean, it's ME asking... You trust me right?

 

yeah I guess so

[KPM 288]

yeah I guess so

 

Alright! *hands over the heavenly cupcake* Now then, I want you to get me some ingredients to make a Magic Empowering Cupcake.