Your favourite quotes.

[crispy fries 432]

"I made waffles for dinner, because fuck the system."

 

-Me (I should stop quoting myself)

Edited April 25, 2016 by crispy fries

[crispy fries 432]

"Your mother is so ugly, it affects her self-esteem."

 

-Hank Hill

[Guest90210 3,568]

"First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out—

Because I was not a Socialist.

 

Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out—

Because I was not a Trade Unionist.

 

Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—

Because I was not a Jew.

 

Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me." ~ Martin Niemöller

 

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"War determines not who's right, only who's left" ~ Bertrand Russell

Edited April 26, 2016 by Rivendare

[Rain Reign 12]

"Every day above ground is a good day, remember that." -Pitbull (somehow this amazing quote came from a Pitbull song on the radio)

[Dreambiscuit 9,640]

Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, and hate leads to suffering.

 

-Yoda.

[crispy fries 432]

"The price of throwing down with the man is always a few scars."

 

-Hancock, Fallout 4

Edited May 12, 2016 by crispy fries

[Zyrael 1,471]

"why do some people put the letter u in words like favorite and color? that's just silly"

[Steamgamer27 170]

Something I watched in House of Cards that eerily applies to us in real life.

 

“You can’t turn a ‘no’ into a ‘yes’ without a ‘maybe’ in between.” – Frank Underwood

[Kenshiro 13,493]

Don't be so hard, you are broken. Don't be so soft, you are crushed.'''

[DixonTheAdversary 1,632]

"I have three kids and no money, why can't I have no kids and three money?" - Homer Simpson

[HorrorShow 81]

- "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known."

 

- "Every one of us is, in the cosmic perspective, precious. If a human disagrees with you, let him live. In a hundred billion galaxies, you will not find another.” 

 

- “The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the carbon in our apple pies were made in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are made of starstuff.”

                                                                       

                                                                              .Carl Sagan ♥

 

 

 

 

 

- "Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?

- Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"

 

-"Some people are just born with tragedy in their blood."

 

-"And did you stop and think that maybe infants need darkness? That maybe darkness is part of their natural environment?"

 

- "every living creature on this earth dies alone."

                                                                                                                                                                           .Donnie Darko (2001)

Edited May 15, 2016 by HorrorShow

[crispy fries 432]

"Thank you for your service. May you rot in Hell."

 

-Olivia Pierce, Doom 4.

[GingerLightning 258]

"It's a beautiful day outside, birds are singing,flowers are blooming, on days like these,Kids like you should be burning in Hell. "

-sans from undertale

Edited May 15, 2016 by GingerLightning

[Leere 8,291]

"Everybody lies" - Greg House.

 

"In this world it's kill or be killed!" - Flowey the Flower.

 

"Do you wanna a bad time?" - Sans the skeleton.

 

"Every time a number increases. That feeling. That's me" - Chara.

 

"Fan fiction is what literature might look like if it were reinvented from scratch after a nuclear apocalypse by a band of briliant pop-culture junkies trapped in a sealed bunker" - Lev Grossman.

 

"Should you ever find that less than 90% seem to be [crud], your standard is set too low and should be adjusted" - Theodore Sturgeon.

 

"It takes a strong man to deny what's right in front of him. And if the truth is undeniable, you create your own" - Colonel John Konrad.

Edited May 15, 2016 by Joyce

[Scrubbed user 3,416]

"When the flag drops, the bullshit stops." - Sir Jack Brabham

[Krampus 197]

"Prepare for unforeseen consequences."

-G-Man

[crispy fries 432]

"Okay, kill everybody, that's fine."

 

-My English teacher

[cuteycindyhoney 13,306]

"Think how bad things could possibly be, then add another suitcase of bad."

- The Doctor 

 

"Sounds like a job for Astronaut Dolphin Detective!"

- Some character from a commercial for Mr. Pickles

[Dapper Charmer 591]

We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse! - Skulduggery Pleasant

[gamecubeguy214 2,512]

My favorite quotes are ''We don't cry because we're weak, we cry because we've been strong for too long.'' I live by this, most of the time I'm a tough guy but sometimes I'm a wimp, and it's because I was a tough guy for a long time. ''If you love your job, you never work a day in your life.'' OK, I'll force myself to be a dentist and like it, then I can enjoy a big reward! $$$

[cuteycindyhoney 13,306]

"When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout."
- Herman Wouk, "The Caine Mutiny"

[crispy fries 432]

"Remember, Liz Taylor ruined Carrie Fisher's childhood!"

 

-my grandma

[Leave a Whisper 703]

Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is an angry dragon waiting to roast your ass.

 

When Life hands you lemons, cut it open, stick your finger in it and poke Life in the eye. That'll teach Life!

 

Freedom of Speech, does not equal Freedom from Consequences.

 

Reach for the moon, even if you fail, you'll land among the stars.

 

Never assume. It makes an Ass out of You and Me.

Edited May 22, 2016 by Leave a Whisper

[Stardust* 3,302]

"Shoot for the moon, even if you miss, you'll be among the stars." - Les Brown

 

"...And surely I am with you always, to the very end of the age." -Matthew 28:20

[Randimaxis 8,652]

"Just drop the refrigerator on my head one more time!"  

"Roger, we dropped it on your head 23 times, already!"

"I can take it - don't worry about me!"

"I'm not worried about you; I'm worried about the REFRIGERATOR!"

- Raoul & Roger Rabbit, 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit?'

 

"Life IS pain; anyone who says otherwise is selling something."

Dread Pirate Roberts, 'The Princess Pride'

 

"Time is an illusion; lunchtime, doubly so."

- Ford Prefect, 'The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy'

 

There is a MADNESS to the METHOD... and a METHOD to the MADNESS.

- The Malkavian Clanbook, 2nd Edition

 

"Oh, what fun is there in MAKING SENSE?"

- Discord, 'My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic'

 

"Someday, we'll find it, the Rainbow Connection... the lovers, the dreamers and me."

- Kermit The Frog, 'The Rainbow Connection'

 

"He who makes a BEAST out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a MAN."

- Hunter S. Thompson, 'Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas'

 

I am CHAOS; I am the substance from which your artists and scientists build rhythms.  I am the spirit with which your children and clowns laugh in happy anarchy.  I am CHAOS, I am alive, and I tell you that you are FREE.

- Eris, Goddess of Chaos, 'Principia Discordia'

 

"Mankind has GOT to know... it's limitations..."

- Dave Mustaine, 'Sweating Bullets'

 

"It's only 'smoke and mirrors' if you don't want to believe in the magic."

- Me