Your favourite quotes.

[cuteycindyhoney 13,299]

"When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout."
- Herman Wouk, "The Caine Mutiny"

[crispy fries 432]

"Remember, Liz Taylor ruined Carrie Fisher's childhood!"

 

-my grandma

[Leave a Whisper 703]

Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is an angry dragon waiting to roast your ass.

 

When Life hands you lemons, cut it open, stick your finger in it and poke Life in the eye. That'll teach Life!

 

Freedom of Speech, does not equal Freedom from Consequences.

 

Reach for the moon, even if you fail, you'll land among the stars.

 

Never assume. It makes an Ass out of You and Me.

Edited May 22, 2016 by Leave a Whisper

[Stardust* 3,302]

"Shoot for the moon, even if you miss, you'll be among the stars." - Les Brown

 

"...And surely I am with you always, to the very end of the age." -Matthew 28:20

[Randimaxis 8,646]

"Just drop the refrigerator on my head one more time!"  

"Roger, we dropped it on your head 23 times, already!"

"I can take it - don't worry about me!"

"I'm not worried about you; I'm worried about the REFRIGERATOR!"

- Raoul & Roger Rabbit, 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit?'

 

"Life IS pain; anyone who says otherwise is selling something."

Dread Pirate Roberts, 'The Princess Pride'

 

"Time is an illusion; lunchtime, doubly so."

- Ford Prefect, 'The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy'

 

There is a MADNESS to the METHOD... and a METHOD to the MADNESS.

- The Malkavian Clanbook, 2nd Edition

 

"Oh, what fun is there in MAKING SENSE?"

- Discord, 'My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic'

 

"Someday, we'll find it, the Rainbow Connection... the lovers, the dreamers and me."

- Kermit The Frog, 'The Rainbow Connection'

 

"He who makes a BEAST out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a MAN."

- Hunter S. Thompson, 'Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas'

 

I am CHAOS; I am the substance from which your artists and scientists build rhythms.  I am the spirit with which your children and clowns laugh in happy anarchy.  I am CHAOS, I am alive, and I tell you that you are FREE.

- Eris, Goddess of Chaos, 'Principia Discordia'

 

"Mankind has GOT to know... it's limitations..."

- Dave Mustaine, 'Sweating Bullets'

 

"It's only 'smoke and mirrors' if you don't want to believe in the magic."

- Me

[Summer Breeze 2,527]

"I may be left handed but I'm always right" ~blond amsterdam

 

"'left?' 'right' *goes right* 'no, I ment right as in you have to go left'" ~inside out, sadness and joy

[Tao 7,191]

Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated. Confucius

 

What do you know about my mom?! I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO KNOW MY MOM! But I do know she saw beauty in everything! Even in stuff like this, and even in jerks like you! - Steven Universe

[Scrubbed user 3,416]

"There are seven winners of the Monaco Grand Prix on the starting line today, and four of them are Michael Schumacher." - Murray Walker.

[cuteycindyhoney 13,299]

"Can ya tell me what my butt hole looks like? I ain't never seen it."
- Deer Boy (Mr. Pickles)

 

I watched my first episode of Mr. Pickles this weekend. God help me, but it was funny! Astronaut Dolphin Detective is my new hero! 

[TerminalObsession 250]

"With great power comes high electrical bills." -Pyro240

 

Like, that's pure amazingness.

[Castle Bleck 19,275]

"Do you know the difference between an error and a mistake? Anyone can make an error. But that error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it." -- Grand Admiral Thrawn

Edited June 19, 2016 by A.V.

[Teavvi 627]

"When you think about quitting, think about why you started."

And...

"Wake up with determination, go to bed with satisfaction."

[twiia 1,842]

'If you don't learn to do things yourself, you'll never get ahead in life.'

 

'STAY OUT OF MY SHED!'

[cmarston1 5,956]

"I'll have you know that Ducktective has a big mystery element, and a lot of humor that goes over kids' heads"

[Guest]

"Behind every successful woman there's often a rather talented cat". That one just has to be my all-time favorite because of cats. 

[Vulcan 3,254]

I'm not great at the advice, Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

-Chandler Bing

[Phill 1,286]

There will always be people who say mean words because you are different, and sometimes their minds cannot be changed. But there are many more people who do not judge others based on how they look or where they are from. Those are the people whose words truly matter. - Starfire (Teen Titans)

[NullAccount 287]

"For the rule is when mounting a play: Keep it gay, keep it gay, keep it gay."

-The Producers

 

These are real words to live by.

[Noandnoandno 100]

"And when the day arrives

I'll become the sky

and I'll become the sea

 

and the sea will come and kiss me

for I am going home

 

Nothing can stop me now"

 

 

- Trent Reznor

(La Mer, The Fragile)

Edited June 30, 2016 by HeavyWeaponsBaby

[Sunny Fox 5,950]

"Empty your mind. Be formless. Shapeless. Like water. You put water in the cup... it becomes the cup. You put in a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow... or it can crash. Be water, my friend." 

[cuteycindyhoney 13,299]

"All I know is that sex sells, so we need to find some sex and sell it."
- Louise Belcher (Bob's Burgers)

 

I love Louise. I want to be her when I grow up!

Um, wait a minute...

[A Black Circle 1,586]

BROKEN BRUISED FORGOTTEN SORE
TOO FUCKED UP TO CARE ANYMORE

 

- nine inch nails

[Ragland Tiger 3,319]

Poverty entails a thousand petty humiliations and hardships; it is romanticized only by fools.

 

--J. K. Rowling

[Castle Bleck 19,275]

"How many cups of darkness have I drank over the years? Even I don't know... I'll tell you though... Right now, this one here is the greatest cup I think I've ever had. Don't you think so... Phoenix Wright?" -- Diego "Godot" Armando (Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Trials And Tribulations)

[Adagio Dazzling 42]

My years are not advancing as fast as you might think. ~ Bill Murray