cuteycindyhoney 13,299 May 22, 2016 Share May 22, 2016 "When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout."- Herman Wouk, "The Caine Mutiny" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crispy fries 432 May 22, 2016 Share May 22, 2016 "Remember, Liz Taylor ruined Carrie Fisher's childhood!" -my grandma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leave a Whisper 703 May 22, 2016 Share May 22, 2016 (edited) Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is an angry dragon waiting to roast your ass. When Life hands you lemons, cut it open, stick your finger in it and poke Life in the eye. That'll teach Life! Freedom of Speech, does not equal Freedom from Consequences. Reach for the moon, even if you fail, you'll land among the stars. Never assume. It makes an Ass out of You and Me. Edited May 22, 2016 by Leave a Whisper 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stardust* 3,302 May 22, 2016 Share May 22, 2016 "Shoot for the moon, even if you miss, you'll be among the stars." - Les Brown "...And surely I am with you always, to the very end of the age." -Matthew 28:20 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randimaxis 8,646 May 22, 2016 Share May 22, 2016 "Just drop the refrigerator on my head one more time!" "Roger, we dropped it on your head 23 times, already!" "I can take it - don't worry about me!" "I'm not worried about you; I'm worried about the REFRIGERATOR!" - Raoul & Roger Rabbit, 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit?' "Life IS pain; anyone who says otherwise is selling something." Dread Pirate Roberts, 'The Princess Pride' "Time is an illusion; lunchtime, doubly so." - Ford Prefect, 'The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy' There is a MADNESS to the METHOD... and a METHOD to the MADNESS. - The Malkavian Clanbook, 2nd Edition "Oh, what fun is there in MAKING SENSE?" - Discord, 'My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic' "Someday, we'll find it, the Rainbow Connection... the lovers, the dreamers and me." - Kermit The Frog, 'The Rainbow Connection' "He who makes a BEAST out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a MAN." - Hunter S. Thompson, 'Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas' I am CHAOS; I am the substance from which your artists and scientists build rhythms. I am the spirit with which your children and clowns laugh in happy anarchy. I am CHAOS, I am alive, and I tell you that you are FREE. - Eris, Goddess of Chaos, 'Principia Discordia' "Mankind has GOT to know... it's limitations..." - Dave Mustaine, 'Sweating Bullets' "It's only 'smoke and mirrors' if you don't want to believe in the magic." - Me 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Summer Breeze 2,527 May 22, 2016 Share May 22, 2016 "I may be left handed but I'm always right" ~blond amsterdam "'left?' 'right' *goes right* 'no, I ment right as in you have to go left'" ~inside out, sadness and joy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tao 7,191 May 22, 2016 Share May 22, 2016 Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated. Confucius What do you know about my mom?! I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO KNOW MY MOM! But I do know she saw beauty in everything! Even in stuff like this, and even in jerks like you! - Steven Universe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrubbed user 3,416 May 22, 2016 Share May 22, 2016 "There are seven winners of the Monaco Grand Prix on the starting line today, and four of them are Michael Schumacher." - Murray Walker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuteycindyhoney 13,299 May 24, 2016 Share May 24, 2016 "Can ya tell me what my butt hole looks like? I ain't never seen it."- Deer Boy (Mr. Pickles) I watched my first episode of Mr. Pickles this weekend. God help me, but it was funny! Astronaut Dolphin Detective is my new hero! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerminalObsession 250 June 19, 2016 Share June 19, 2016 "With great power comes high electrical bills." -Pyro240 Like, that's pure amazingness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Castle Bleck 19,275 June 19, 2016 Share June 19, 2016 (edited) "Do you know the difference between an error and a mistake? Anyone can make an error. But that error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it." -- Grand Admiral Thrawn Edited June 19, 2016 by A.V. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teavvi 627 June 19, 2016 Share June 19, 2016 "When you think about quitting, think about why you started." And... "Wake up with determination, go to bed with satisfaction." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiia 1,842 June 19, 2016 Share June 19, 2016 'If you don't learn to do things yourself, you'll never get ahead in life.' 'STAY OUT OF MY SHED!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmarston1 5,956 June 24, 2016 Share June 24, 2016 "I'll have you know that Ducktective has a big mystery element, and a lot of humor that goes over kids' heads" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest June 30, 2016 Share June 30, 2016 "Behind every successful woman there's often a rather talented cat". That one just has to be my all-time favorite because of cats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan 3,254 June 30, 2016 Share June 30, 2016 I'm not great at the advice, Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? -Chandler Bing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phill 1,286 June 30, 2016 Share June 30, 2016 There will always be people who say mean words because you are different, and sometimes their minds cannot be changed. But there are many more people who do not judge others based on how they look or where they are from. Those are the people whose words truly matter. - Starfire (Teen Titans) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NullAccount 287 June 30, 2016 Share June 30, 2016 "For the rule is when mounting a play: Keep it gay, keep it gay, keep it gay." -The Producers These are real words to live by. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noandnoandno 100 June 30, 2016 Share June 30, 2016 (edited) "And when the day arrives I'll become the sky and I'll become the sea and the sea will come and kiss me for I am going home Nothing can stop me now" - Trent Reznor (La Mer, The Fragile) Edited June 30, 2016 by HeavyWeaponsBaby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny Fox 5,950 June 30, 2016 Share June 30, 2016 "Empty your mind. Be formless. Shapeless. Like water. You put water in the cup... it becomes the cup. You put in a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow... or it can crash. Be water, my friend." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuteycindyhoney 13,299 July 7, 2016 Share July 7, 2016 "All I know is that sex sells, so we need to find some sex and sell it."- Louise Belcher (Bob's Burgers) I love Louise. I want to be her when I grow up! Um, wait a minute... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Black Circle 1,586 July 7, 2016 Share July 7, 2016 BROKEN BRUISED FORGOTTEN SORETOO FUCKED UP TO CARE ANYMORE - nine inch nails Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragland Tiger 3,319 July 7, 2016 Share July 7, 2016 Poverty entails a thousand petty humiliations and hardships; it is romanticized only by fools. --J. K. Rowling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Castle Bleck 19,275 July 7, 2016 Share July 7, 2016 "How many cups of darkness have I drank over the years? Even I don't know... I'll tell you though... Right now, this one here is the greatest cup I think I've ever had. Don't you think so... Phoenix Wright?" -- Diego "Godot" Armando (Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Trials And Tribulations) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adagio Dazzling 42 July 7, 2016 Share July 7, 2016 My years are not advancing as fast as you might think. ~ Bill Murray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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