The Vending Machine.

[Devious Detonation 442]

Receives "Downfall of a System".

 

*Insert poetic book*

[Moon Rat 4,772]

Receive dorkumennary *documentary of Captain Quark*

 

 

Insert Ratchet & Clank

[Cranium Tyranus 216]

You get Jak and Daxter.

 

-inserts Ke$ha-

[Moon Rat 4,772]

You die

 

*inserts hot dog*

[Cranium Tyranus 216]

YOU die!

 

-inserts Superman-

[Moon Rat 4,772]

*machine dies*

 

Inserts Life Gem*

[Vaporeon 1,168]

You get Falcon Punched in the face.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw

 

*Inserts Gabe Newell*

[Sunbro 4 Lyfe 939]

You get lies about half life 3 release dates

 

*inserts GlaD0s*

[Devious Detonation 442]

Acquires potatoe.

 

*shoves a shovel down the coin slot*

[Sanic Screwdriver 345]

You get -$3000 to pay for the broken vending machine's replacement

 

*inserts coin into new vending machine*

[SOHCAHTOA 51]

The vending Machine then turns into an arcade machine of the game pacman. Pacman jumps from the screen and eats you. Then the ghosts escape and chase pacman. Then it goes back to being a vending machine.

 

Inserts Pinky (the ghost).

Edited January 3, 2013 by SOHCAHTOA

[Rocco 567]

receive and naked ms. pacman

 

*inserts fart*

[DJShy 873]

Receives burp

 

 

Inserts

 

[Akihiro 90]

Receives

 

*inserts math book*

 

[SOHCAHTOA 51]

EDIT: Dang, Ninja'd.

 

Receives paper saying "Where are the numbers! There are only letters!"

 

Inserts confusion.

Edited January 3, 2013 by SOHCAHTOA

[Aerial~Shot 177]

You get answers to everything BUT what caused your confusion

 

*Inserts goldfish*

[Le Kvlt Dawn 2,364]

You get a can of tuna.

 

*Inserts shinny coin*

[SOHCAHTOA 51]

The machine screams, "AGAIN?!"

 

Inserts chewed bubblegum.

[Le Kvlt Dawn 2,364]

Machines sends out error message.

 

*Inserts wedding ring stolen from neighbor.* 

[SOHCAHTOA 51]

The machine sounds the sirens. The police are now coming. YOU CANNOT HIDE.

 

Insert car tire.

[Rocco 567]

receives 1981 honda coupe

 

inserts m2 machine gun with trigger taped down and 500 round box

[Descant 1,897]

Recieves large gushes or red food coloring that may or may not be blood.

 

 

Inserts a puppy

[DJShy 873]

Receives a cat

 

Inserts a pig puppet.

Edited January 6, 2013 by DJ-Shy3

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Receives BBQ ribs.

 

Inserts a space bar I stole from one of the mods. >:3

[kirbyboi 588]

You get a Pokeball (you lucky person)!

 

*inserts Ramen*