The Corrupted Wish Game

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. It's all the bad reviews. (I know, I know, Sim City 4? Come on... You never know some people might hate SimCity)

 

I wish I was eating a very, VERY disgusting candy.

 

Granted, but everyone from Simtropolis poisoned your candy for bad-mouthing a game that's been kept alive for ten years by a highly devoted modding community.

 

And it's tamarind candy. (I don't like tamarind candy.)

 

iWish Maarten-- Waitaminute, he's here now!!!

 

I need something else to wish for.

Edited January 25, 2013 by Ganaram Inukshuk

[xremeidiot 32]

I love SimCity.

 

Granted. You wish for me to make a wish. Which is also granted.

 

I wish I could get my gaming computer already.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, you could but you didn't.

 

I wish I could download TF2 on my computer without 6 days of nonstop downloading.

[Appetite4Democracy 452]

Granted.

 

Now it takes 600 years to download

 

I wish my wish wasn't corrupted.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, that's only possible if no one posts after you do, meaning that the thread didn't last long enough to have the above wish granted, so now that that that wish is gone, your wish was corrupted. Now you've created an endless paradox dick head, why do you always do that?

 

I wish I had finished my science project on Saturday so I didn't have to work on nit today.

[SparklingTwilight 109]

Granted. I burn your science project and it shatters the ozone layer. F- for that one, good sir.

I wish for world peace.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. Welcome to Venus 2.0.

 

iWish my arm wasn't so obnoxious...

[Erza 581]

Granted, now you are in deep coma.

I wish to be a moderator.

Edited January 31, 2013 by ~Chaotic DoomGuy~

[abcdefggggg 34]

Granted, you are banned in minutes for power abuse

 

I wish for season 4 to be even better than season 3 

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but Ganram's coma is contagious, and you'll be asleep until the TV is outdated and you can't watch MLP anymore.

 

I wish I was good at keeping conversation going.

[AnonBrony 1,468]

Granted. You become so good that you literally do not stop talking. You talk so much taht you can't breath and eventually suffocate to death.

 

I wish i had my new laptop.

[Loriem 639]

Granted, but it is confiscated by the IRS for now reason.

 

 

I wish I was the unluckiest person ever.

[Shypony 10]

Granted. You are very lucky, but it's only good for bathroom emergancys.

 

 

 

I wish Big Mac had his own episode.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but I have a gigantic crush on him and my heart explodes blowing up the whole world meaning that you won't live to see the end of it.

 

IWISMYAlLCAPSANDSPACEBARWOULDWORKCORRECTLYFORONCE>

[AnonBrony 1,468]

Granted. But now everyother key on your keyboard doesn't work correctly.

 

 

I wish i didn't get a C in chemistry...

[~TheStealthyPony~ 166]

Your wish is my command,you get an F!

I wish i could play less games

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but you try it and end up stuck in a trance. Enjoy your new comatose life!

 

 

 

I wish that analysing literature wasn't so hard.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted. You could, but you don't YOU DO THE OPPOSITE!

 

I wish I didn't have a 67 in my ELA class.

[Burnt Toast 9]

Granted, you now have a 66.5.

 

I wish for...for...mish. Yes, mish.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You get a mission to find water on the moon.

 

Get to it. NOW!

 

 

I wish for my own cinema, so that I can watch horror movies in.

[Callisto 1,877]

Granted, now it's harder.

 

I wish Discord wasn't reformed.

[Erza 581]

Granted, He is still reformed

I wish that i can meet Rainbow dash...

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but when you get teleported to Equestria you suffocate due to not being able to breathe Equestrian air. At least you got to meet her.

 

I wish google hadn't bought youtube.

[Callisto 1,877]

Granted, Yahoo bought Youtube.

 

I wish to wish for a wish that could wish for a wish.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but the wish wishes to turn you into a dung beetle.

 

I wish I could take a big steaming crap in front of you, so I could watch you eat it as a dung beetle.