The Corrupted Wish Game

[Vexxy 134]

Granted, but a suprised looking sperm whale and a bowl of petunias thinking "oh no, not again" would appear over you while using them.

 

I wish for a cutie mark. 

[stainesbrony 219]

Granted, but it's of two people having sex. WITHOUT HUGGING. AND WITHOUT THEM BEING MARRIED. WITH A FALLING ELEPHANT ABOVE THEM

 

I wish that I was stronger.

Edited April 9, 2013 by stainesbrony

[Vexxy 134]

Granted, but you get a cutie mark of two people having sex. WITHOUT HUGGING. AND WITHOUT THEM BEING MARRIED.

 

I wish to get rid of my cutie mark by going through a time-travelling thing like in Futurama: Bender's Big Score, where the cutie mark I just put on Stainesbrony is the one he just gave me, thus going through the infinite loop. Except I don't end up with it again.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, but I join you and do ↓ that over and over again.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xnTnjVQIn4&feature=youtube_gdata_player

 

I wish for more ammo.

[Vexxy 134]

Granted, but we have to keep doing that over and over.

 

I wish fo-over and over and over and over and over and o-...

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Granted, but all you can say is ''over and over and over''

 

I wish my hair was straight.

[Vexxy 134]

over and over and over

 

over and over and over

 

 

Your hair is now bi.

 

I wish for this horrible curse to be lifted.

 

Edited April 9, 2013 by Vexxy

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

For making me laugh, granted. However, you now have a curse decided upon the next poster below me. It can't be you.

 

I wish for the best yogurt ever made.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, but it's aged far too long...

 

I wish for unlimited loves.

 

And your curse is...

 

CHEESE LEGS!!!

Edited April 9, 2013 by Muffin Thief

[Vexxy 134]

@, what's my curse? You forgot

 

Granted, but you have to earn them. And people can take them away, too

 

I wish for a wish.

[Senor Citizen 516]

Granted. You broke the universe and therefore can't use it.

I wish for a.

Edited April 9, 2013 by baman

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but- dude your name is awesome.

 

I wish I could be Piderman.

[Gaullin Everfree 64]

Granted but  i soon after i get hungry so i eat you

 

I wish for whipped cream after all you can't have pie without whipped cream can you? (I wonder if anyone even knows what i'm referencing to)

[Sugar Cube 4,843]

(Were you referencing a YouTube video?)

 

Granted, but it only will go on top of pizza.

 

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener.

[Vexxy 134]

Family guy? And granted, but everypony pronounces it hwipped cream from now on.

 

Argh, ninja'd!  Granted, you are now Oscar Mayer's wiener.

I wish for my appendages to stop being so noodly, thanks to @. 

Edited April 9, 2013 by Vexxy

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Granted, I love ramen *Hint hint*

 

I wish for a good nights rest tonight.

[Gaullin Everfree 64]

Granted however you're waken up by your annoying wannabe nemisis finishing off some ramen  he/she'd just bought to piss you off.

 

I wish i could say "hay" to celestia 

[Half-Note 273]

Granted, her royal gaurds arrest you for speaking to the princess.

 

I wish I could date my crush.

[Sanic Screwdriver 345]

Granted, but they turned out to be an alien from space and abducts you.

I wish I could meet fluttershy

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Granted, but she is scared of you and runs away from you forever ~desu.

 

I wish I had a bigger T.v at my aunt's bedroom as i babysit her dogs for the rest of this week ~ desu.

Edited April 9, 2013 by Hayzelestia

[Sanic Screwdriver 345]

Granted but It's alive and tries to eat you, but since it has no mouth it shoves your head into it's screen repeatedly, which electrocutes your head then it breaks... you also owe sony $2000 for it.

I wishfir world peace

[Gaullin Everfree 64]

Granted all war comes to an end and peace is achieved... In another world muahahahaha may anarchy and chaos continue in this one.

 

I wish my evil personality would go away so i could only have my good one

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

granted, but you grow very cynical of the world, and return to your negative mentality slowly.

 

I wish I had a sharpener for my pencils....they are all dull.

[Gaullin Everfree 64]

You get a butter knife to sharpen your pencils good luck

 

I wish that someone made a Fairy tail/MLP cross over (Seriously a ponified erza scarlet would make my day) 

[Colt 555]

Granted 

 

 

 

 

But she is not really Erza It was a great idea but Hassbro put all the team behind this in jail, and you with  them.

 

I wish I had somepony to dance to the WUBS.

Edited April 9, 2013 by Colt