The Corrupted Wish Game

[Samurai Heavy 53]

Granted. The bubbles are filled with toxic gas.

 

I wish this wish were incorruptible.

[Blue Moon 6,341]

Granted. Hey, wait a sec!

 

I wish for the last wisher's wish to be an unwishable wish from now on.

[Samurai Heavy 53]

Granted. The wish can no longer be said, but it is still able to be typed.

 

I wish for 3 more wishes.

[Brony182 48]

Granted, but you can only wish for things worth 2$ dollars or less!

 

I wish summer wasn't so hot!

[Starlight Sky 374]

Granted. The next Ice Age has begun.

 

I wish that I'll never need a wish.

[Colt 555]

Granted, You suffer of a cerebral aneurysm the ended in a terrible subarachnoid hemorrhage that turns you into a human vegetable. Have fun being wishless

 

I wish I had the wisdom needed to understand the ladies 

[Sarge Sixteenbit 287]

Granted, you happen to be around really fetishy ladies, though.

 

I wish I could walk, using my butt

[Brony182 48]

Granted! Your feet are replaced by your butt cheeks

 

I wish for world war 3

[Starlight Sky 374]

Granted. The planets in our solar system break their long time silence and begin finding faults in their neighbors. This ignites a warring period of continual collisions until 3 full scale wars have transpired.

 

I wish that this game didn't exist.

Edited May 22, 2013 by Starlight Sky

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. In frustration that I have no means to be an evil bastard, I snap and open a portal to hell right beside your home. You are just the first that gets dragged kicking and screaming into that vile fiery pit of horrific torment and awesome electric guitar solos.

I wish that my whim to become a beekeeper doesn't blow up in my face (metaphorically or otherwise)

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Granted, but in a completely unrelated event, that has no relation to your beekeeping what so ever, you are blown up.

 

I wish AC~DC would have a concert in Texas.

[Brony182 48]

Granted, but the concert is canceled because One Direction concert is going to take place instead.

 

I wish I had something to eat for breakfast 

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, it'll come up just in time for lunch

 

I wish my feet were warmer

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted

 

 

I wish I could front a metal band, and that I was good enough to do so.

[Gay Bird 421]

Granted, here's your band made of metal air compressor robots, and you are now a hydrolics robot.

 

I wish I could take a regular class schedule at Huntington Beach high school.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Granted, but the school explodes.

 

I wish for fish.

 

 

Granted, but the concert is canceled because One Direction concert is going to take place instead.

 

[HOi i'm tEMMIE 178]

Granted, You get a great white shark.

 

I wish for to have vinyl scratch's wub skills.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

I grant your wish.

Then I take your arms, eyes and sense of hearing!

 

Why? Because nothing is free, because I can and because I am an evil dick.

 

Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha


I wish I had a Portal Gun.

I have a sneaking suspicion I will regret that wish.

[Sarge Sixteenbit 287]

The portal gun is permanently attached to your crotch

 

I wish my cat could talk

Edited May 24, 2013 by Sarge Sixteenbit

[Starlight Sky 374]

Granted. Your cat can talk, but chooses to remain silent.

 

I wish that every person on Earth understood all human languages.

Edited May 24, 2013 by Starlight Sky

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, the only human language is now grunting

 

I wish for the rain to come again

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted. It now rains nonstop, meaning that there's little sunlight and crops fail every year.

 

 

 

I wish that I had Homura Akemi's powers.

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, you also have 24 hours to live

 

I wish i had more noodles

[Love4discord18 269]

Granted, your country has now banned noodles.

 

I wish I had a soda

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, it now has mentos in it

 

I wish i didn't have to wear socks