The Corrupted Wish Game

[Gay Bird 421]

Granted, but due to the paradox, your head explodes.

 

I wish for this wish to not come true.

[~Rainbow Dash~ 4]

Granted, but your wish comes true.

 

I wish Rainbow Dash had a movie all to herself.

Edited July 7, 2013 by ~Rainbow Dash~

[Colt 555]

Granted But its a cross over with Twilight made by Uwe Boll... The vampires one one not the Pony BTW

 

I wish I would win a 10000000 usd next week at Las Vegas

 

 

 

 

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. Shame you are in debt for triple that amount, and the people you owe are not very keen on waiting. They do have a large number of tools to pass the time though. Get ready for intense fun!

 

I wish for good nite if rest, and that I wake up tomorrow morning without any issues.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, the day after you wake up, you are the last person on the planet.

 

I wish to marry Trixie.

[Ampharos 1,009]

Granted, but she goes on another powerhungry surge and murders you

 

I wish I had a nice, friendly, tamed Ampharos.

[Viking 61]

Granted, petting it paralyzed you for the rest of your life

 

I wish my right hand was healed

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but your left arm is removed.

 

I wish to marry Trixie without her doing anything bad to me.

[~Rainbow Dash~ 4]

Granted, but instead of HER doing something bad to you, she makes clones of herself kill you.

 

I wish I had a million yummy pies.

[Viking 61]

Granted, your internal organs rupture from your stomach being over filled.

 

I wish that my next wish would not be corrupted and the resulting paradox destroy anyone who dares to grant it.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Wish denied. I punch you in the kidneys, chain you up and drag you to a bloody gravely death with my car. Then I take your wallet.

 

I wish for a flame thrower.

[ReverseFaller 2,483]

A flamethrower, of which you would burn all kinds of things with, until it exploded. 

 

I wish I had 3 more wishes.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. Your first wish is to be caught in my flame-thrower expolsion.

 

Wish 2 is for the parmedics to steal your teeth, toes and wallet (they're a bit mad you see).

 

Wish 3 is that you remain in a coma all your days and suffer endless nightmares.

 

I escaped with some minor burns and a loss of eyebrows by the way.

 

 

 

I wish I were a Space Marine.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but there is a war against obviously stronger aliens, and you are easily crushed by one.

 

I wish for pootis.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but there is also Spencer.

 

 

 

I wish for a tree.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, you get a dead Fluttershy.

 

I wish for something better to wish for.

[DJShy 872]

Granted, but you waste your only wish.

 

 

I wish for Black Cherry Kool Aid.

[Proton 565]

Granted, but he breaks your house's wall and kidnaps you

 

I wish my Kanohi was immune to Light

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but your Kanohi is weak to everything else.

 

I wish for you to read this white text.

Edited July 9, 2013 by ÷Zero

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

How many people now?

 

 

 

 

I wish for a sandwich.

[Proton 565]

Granted, but Heavy ate it before you even touched it

 

I wish for three pies

[~Rainbow Dash~ 4]

Granted, but the pies are poisoned.

 

I wish that I could fly.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but as soon as you try to do so you're struck by lightning.

 

 

 

 

I wish that I had the full version of Final Fantasy XIV and a free lifetime subscription to go with it.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. I take both your arms and eyes as payment. Have fun!

 

 

I wish for less tourists on my drive back home tonite.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

All the tourists become Giant man-eating robots.

 

I wish for a TARDIS.