The Corrupted Wish Game

[ShinyRibbonsAndSparkles 164]

Granted, but you are excluded from "everyone".

 

I wish my history project was finished.

[Gizmo 206]

Granted, but you receive an F on it.

 

I wish I lived in Ponyville.

[Fire_Fly 499]

Granted, but inter-dimensional travel to ponyville has released Discord from his stone prison......again...

 

I wish I was a pegasus.

[Lunatic 1,186]

granted, you cant fly tough.

 

i wish i could fly and walk around like a pegasus

[Znex 936]

Granted, unfortunately you don't know how to land.

 

I wish I had magic powers

[Gizmo 206]

Granted, but you're unaccepted in society for having powers.

 

I wish i had a sadwich.

[Znex 936]

Granted, but the Heavy who's just come out of an inter-dimensional portal sees your sandwich and beats you up to get it

 

I wish MLP ponies were able to come here

[ShinyRibbonsAndSparkles 164]

Granted, but they take over the earth and become the dominant species.

 

I wish I was a better pony artist.

Edited March 21, 2012 by ShinyRibbonsAndSparkles

[Znex 936]

Granted, but they take over the earth and become the dominant species.

 

Was that a bad thing?

 

Granted, but people hate your pictures.

 

I wish MLP episodes came sooner

[ShinyRibbonsAndSparkles 164]

Granted, but they came so quickly the series was cancelled.

 

I wish I owned "Catching Fire" by Suzanne Collins.

[Gizmo 206]

Granted, but it ironically catches fire.

 

I wish my hours at work were shorter but I get paid more.

[Discovery Dream 592]

Granted, but your job sucks.

 

I wish I was an earth pony.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. Too bad no one likes the earth ponies.

 

I wish my laptop didn't suck.

[Philomena 66]

Granted, but it was so great that everybody is trying to steal your laptop.

 

I wish I was 20% cooler.

[Znex 936]

Granted, but you end up dying from hypothermia.

 

I wish I could think of better wishes to ask for

[Page.Turner 940]

Granted! You now have no thought process at all!

 

I wish I was able to actually go to sleep right now.

[Philomena 66]

Granted! You woke up at 1:00 am and became nocturnal ( it's not good for you body )

 

I wish I was 20% cuter.

[Znex 936]

Granted, you are now the angle of a triangle

 

I wish I would stop making stupid puns

[Philomena 66]

Granted, but now your not making onus anymore ( pretty stupid )

 

I wish AppleJack can be FOREVER!

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. She gains eternal life, but doesn't gain eternal youth to go along with it.

 

I wish for a breath of fresh air.

[Gizmo 206]

Granted, but you obtain lung cancer.

 

I wish this cereal i was eating wouldn't get soggy so quickly.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. It's now made out of stone.

 

I wish I could have a drink of Sweet Apple Acres' famous cider.

[ShinyRibbonsAndSparkles 164]

Granted, but you're at the back of the line.

 

I wish I had a touch screen phone.

[Senor Citizen 516]

Granted, but you drop it.

I wish these wishes would stop getting corrupted all the time.

[Aureity 3,055]

Granted, but since your wish got corrupted, it implies the opposite of what you just meant. Thus, you just wished everyone's wishes would always be corrupted.

 

I wish I could eat a glue stick.