The Corrupted Wish Game

[Znex 936]

Granted, but then you receive incurable laryngitis.

 

I wish I had a job

Edited March 26, 2012 by Znex

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. You are now the local zoo's pooper scooper specialist.

 

I wish I had four dollars.

[Aureity 3,055]

Granted. But it's Jamaican Dollars.

 

I wish I had a personal airplane.

[Znex 936]

Granted, but it crashes on its maiden voyage.

 

I wish I had 17 dollars

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but they're very poor counterfeits.

 

I wish I were a ninja. A good ninja.

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Granted, you choke on a taco and die

I wish the remote control would fly towards my hand

[Znex 936]

Granted - it also flies straight through your hand in a nasty and not very clean fashion.

 

I wish I had a leather wheelie chair

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. It's made out of leather, and nothing else. It collapses when you sit on it, and you fracture your tail-bone.

 

I wish I had a nice toasted muffin.

[spas-ticShotty 3,584]

Wish granted, but the muffin turned mean then slapped the living Jesus out of you.

 

I wish I had a Southern accent.

[Znex 936]

Granted, but it's so strong that no one can understand what you say anymore

 

I wish I had more time on my hands

Edited March 27, 2012 by Znex

[S.M.S. 8]

granted. time now only exist in your hands witch (spelled wrong?) has stopped time dooming the universe!!

 

p.s. if you want a explanation then ask :3

 

i wish that my wish gets currupted LOLWUT?

[Philomena 66]

Granted, your wish now corrupted AND the world ended because of you for making a wish that wants to be corrupted.

 

I wish we would get the Twilight from season 2 episode 3 in other episodes. Like the Canterlot Wedding.

[Aureity 3,055]

Granted, you get the G3's season 2 episode 3 Twilight.

 

 

 

 

 

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Granted. You get nothing.

 

I wish I could remember that really important thing I forgot.

[Znex 936]

Granted, it's that you don't exist.

 

I wish more people used memes when responding to posts in this topic

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted.

 

 

I wish for rof hsiw I

[Jadefire 2,797]

.despalloc esrevinu eht neht tuB .detnarG

 

I wish I was good at reading upside down.

[Znex 936]

˙dn ʎɐʍ ʇɥƃıɹ ǝɥʇ ƃuıɥʇʎuɐ pɐǝɹ ʇ,uɐɔ noʎ ʍou ʇnq 'pǝʇuɐɹƃ

 

I wish for more palindromes

Edited March 29, 2012 by Znex

[Aureity 3,055]

Granted, but the definition of palindrome is changed to mean "A string of meaningless characters."

 

So, sdagjogfdjg vfdhsdtvghsd rsgcasav.

 

I wish for a tape dispenser.

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Granted, but it dispenses no tape and just takes up space in your inventory, and you can't remove it, because it's a quest item.

 

I wish my hopes that Tenacious D's new album won't suck will prove to be true.

[L-PinkVsD-Pink327 177]

Granted. It doesn't suck, it's repetative, and horrendous.

 

I wish I knew how to use some kind of 3D software.

[Azura 1,107]

Granted. It doesn't suck, it's repetative, and horrendous.

 

I wish I knew how to use some kind of 3D software.

 

Granted, but then 4D got released and nopony uses 3D softwares anymore.

 

I wish Hasbro would put me in every single episode!

Edited March 30, 2012 by Cloud Chaser

[Big Bill Hell 123]

I really don't wanna do this...

 

Granted but they ruin your awesome mane!!!

(I hate me now)

 

I wish I didn't have to do that.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted, but due to something changing in the universe, it changed from being 3D to 4D. And did I mention the transition from 3D to 4D obliterates everything already existing?

 

Yeah... I think you see where this is going. And what's worse, you still don't know how to operate the 3D software

 

Wish rejected due to ninja, and we can't see 4D because we're trapped in a 3D space, and the closest we can get to 4D is by analysing the 3D shadows of a 4D object, like how 3D objects cast 2D shadows.

 

Wish rejected due to double ninja.

 

I wish I had someplace to discuss something.

 

I wish you guys would stop interrupting me!!!

Edited March 30, 2012 by GDO29Anagram

[Key Gear 6,663]

Granted, you will never be able to post in this thread again.

 

I wish I could fly!