The Corrupted Wish Game

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

.... Granted but it only has 4 dots

 

 

I wish I could be a war horse

[FluffyGoat13 375]

granted, but you die immediatly

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but you do worry about blank.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwFKSl-3dPc

 

I wish I there would be an EQLA this year.

[DigitalRocket 185]

granted, it sucks hard

 

i wish for pies

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Granted, but you immediately get diabetees right before the fist forkful reaches your mouth.

 

I wish I had telekenisis

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, you hear everyone else's thoughts. ALL AT THE SAME TIME.

 

I wish to play wizard's chess

[RED20 289]

The wizard is the Ice King, and he's really annoying.

 

I wish for a goldfish.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but it's the murdering goldfish from the South Park episode, "Spookyfish".

 

I wish I didn't have to get up early tomorrow morning.

 

 

The wizard is the Ice King, and he's really annoying.

I think I'd be okay with that.

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

Granted. Your bed has been fitted with hydrolics, you'll be tossed out in the morning.

 

I wish I had a pony.

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Granted, but it's Twist.

F*cking Twist.

 

I.wish I had money.

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

Granted. Inflation went up 1000%.

 

I wish I did mushrooms when I had the chance.

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Granted.

It was a poison mushroom from Super Smash Bros and now you're minute forever.

 

I wish nobody in the world had debt

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

Granted. Every one is a greedy jerk that keeps everything for thierselves.

 

I wish I didn't eat that Grilled Chicken Melt at Whataburger...

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Granted.

Time rewinded and a plane landed on you before you bit into it.

 

I wish everyone in the world was friendly to each other.

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

Granted. Everyone is homosexual.

 

I wish Everyone was homosexual.

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Granted.

WW3 starts because the.US called Russia fat.

 

I wish cancer was extinct

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

Granted. The dinosaurs are now un-extict. Watch out for raptors.

 

I wish my soles weren't so calloused.

[hawkflame 3,310]

Granted. Now you have no feet.

 

I wish I had an internship lined up for the summer.

Edited April 12, 2014 by hawkflame

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

Granted. Internship lined up with Donald Trump.

 

I wish I had more cookies

Edited April 12, 2014 by KelGrym

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Granted.

They have raisins.

 

I wish I had internet

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

Granted. It's dial-up.

 

I wish I had inititive.

[RED20 289]

Granted, you have the initiative to do absolutely nothing forever.

 

I wish for a bae. ;A:

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but it's not what you think

 

I wish I could go to the Warped Tour this year.

[Cyber Link 8]

Granted, but you get thrown out half way through!

 

I wish Clone High wasn't canceled.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. MLP is cancelled forever, HASBRO has removed all the fan works from the interweb, the episodes are all lost and deleted and I nicked your wallet as you wail in grief as Clone High is resurrected as a movie and the director is Uwe Boll.

I wish my rotten tooth would just come out!