The Corrupted Wish Game

[cwhip9 1,078]

granted for some unexpected reason you wake up 90 years old and the doctor says your spleen, liver, and basically all internal organs have been replaced by nothing but adrenalin for a science test

 

I wish I could have batpony wings  

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but you find yourself unable to fly with them due to lack of skill.



I wish for bacon.

[Mars Orbit 729]

Granted, but you can't eat it due to lack of skill.

 

I wish for a lack of skill.

[jeray2000 111]

Granted, you are now a complete failure at everything.

 

I wish for the season five hiatus to end.

[RandomInternetDude 17]

Granted, the rest of Season five has been cancelled.

 

I wish Spike was written as a better character.

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted but now all other characters are poorly written..

 

I wish hiatuses were shorter..

[Pinkie Pi 110]

Granted.

But the rest of the show is cancelled after this episode.

 

 

I wish I had more australium to repair my frying pan.

Edited September 8, 2015 by Pinkie Pi

[jeray2000 111]

Granted.

But the rest of the show is cancelled after this episode.

 

 

I wish I had more australium to repair my frying pan.

Granted, but it is covered in a dozen venomous animals from Australia.

 

I wish for tau to replace pi in mathematic formulas. 

[Pinkie Pi 110]

Granted.

But you then fall down the stairs and die, so you never get to use Tau.

 

 

I wish I had more muffins.

Edited September 9, 2015 by Pinkie Pi

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, but they're stale, mouldy and inedible..

 

I wish the mobile version was improved..

[SpikusFyre 486]

Granted but all of your mobile devices exploded.

 

I wish for the ability to infinitely grant my own rule-free wishes both verbally and silently with no negative side effects of the wishes I grant for myself and without transforming into a genie, fairy, unicorn or any magically inclined creature. I would stay in my current form with no psychological or physiological change to my body. Such a change would include anything from death to any handicap mental or otherwise that would render me incapable of altering the world as I see fit through my wishes. I would also maintain complete control of myself and become a slave to no entity or being either immortal or any other being or entity that would attempt to use my ability for their own gain or the gain or destruction of others.

 

(I have thought really long and hard about this wish... probably thought way too much about it in all fairness)

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. But there are now 5 copies of you, with the exact same power you were granted, with the extra ability of being immune to anything negative. And they all hate you with a burning passion. They can also track you from anywhere, even if that place doesn't exist. and your family stands in the middle of you and your five clones. I'll just get some popcorn and watch from the sidelines...

 

I wish for a talking, friendly potato blacksmith to pop up, completely unharmed, in front of me.

Edited September 11, 2015 by Lord Bradley

[SpikusFyre 486]

Granted but you are now blind and deaf and as such cannot experience the potato.

 

I wish for the negative effects that come from this wish being granted to affect the user whom grants this wish instead of me.

Edited September 11, 2015 by SpikusFyre

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted.. but this granting doesn't have any negative effects

 

I wish the next user would make a wish

Edited September 11, 2015 by AURAequine

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. They wish you would stay healthy

 

 

I wish the user above me stays healthy.

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, but as he is already healthy, the additional health makes him too healthy.. and he is used in agonizingly painful medical experiments for research..

 

I wish I had infinite data for the internet..

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. Any attempts to store that data removes 25% of it, everytime.

 

I wish to walk around of the moon for an eternity in peace, without hunger, breathing, dehydration, toilet needs or pain to disturb me.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

Granted. However, Eternity itself is destroyed, and so you end up in Hell.

 

I wish Hyperhooves could be active again.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. The Internet, and all of its contents, get erased a day after

 

I wish for something happy to happen. Just in general, to everyone.

[cwhip9 1,078]

Granted happiness over load activated making everyone freaking syco. I wish I could have my OC come to life and just chill

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. It's frozen in a block of ice and is quickly. melting. The OC Is not in the ice, he is the ice.

 

I wish for a nice, delicious cookie.

[jeray2000 111]

Granted, but it's delicious by the standards of a cat, and tastes like fish. 

 

I wish that I didn't have to do any math homework.

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, but math is now called by another name and you have twice as much homework of that..

 

I wish corruption was impossible

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. Corruption is now impossible, but spawning daedra is not. You are now forever a slave to Sheogorath, the Daedric prince of Madness.

 

I wish Sheogorath and Discord would meet.

Edited September 13, 2015 by Lord Bradley

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, but they don't get along well and cause all sorts of chaos to the point where the entire universe is torn in half because it cannot handle the strain..

 

I wish I could use Naruto style Ninjutsu.. like Transformation Justsu and stuff..