The Corrupted Wish Game

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, now people find you repulsive

 

I wish for more lemonade

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. It's best I not tell you where it came from.

 

I wish for some more soda.

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, but it comes from the same place as my lemonade

I wish for a pizza

[Radiance64 7,053]

Granted, but you get only one slice and no breadsticks. I wish I could fly.

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, but you also can fall

 

I wish for a large SPLAT

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. I bet you wish you didn't eat all that horse laxative.

 

I wish bananas.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. I ate it.

 

I wish avocado.

[Jadefire 2,797]

(I meant "I wish for bananas", but I'm senile)

Granted. I ate it.

 

I wish for one of Gustav's eclairs again.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

granted, but pinkie eats it

 

i wish that i couldn't play the drums

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. That's because you no longer have hands.

 

I wish to be able to eat one of those eclairs.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

granted, but it was poisoned.

 

i wish i could meet vinyl scratch IRL and we could become friends.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but one day you accidentally get killed by her bass cannon.

 

I wish to end world hunger.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

granted, but you go hungry yourself in the process and starve

 

i wish that weaponry, including bass cannons, had no affect on me.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but they DO have an effect on you.

 

I wish for a pony.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

granted, but it runs away from you

 

I wish for my own theme music

[Hazardus_Havard. 479]

Granted. You get Auto-tuned Baby screams and wails.

I wish I hadn't just ate my pizza.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. You throw up.

 

I wish I had a mop.

[ffffff 50]

Granted, it is a living psychipath mop and it kills you then mops you up to hide the evidence.

 

I wish for neverending pie.

[Glaceon 793]

Granted but it takes horrible.

 

I wish for an Iphone.

[Starshine 16,333]

Granted. In three days an Inquisitor will come to claim your mortal soul.

 

I wish I have a bottomless bank account

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. Your money has fallen into an abyss.

 

I wish that I could implement HD textures onto transit networks using RKT-0 Exemplars and S3Ds... In less than 8 months.

 

(I'm doing this experiment to see how long it takes for this wish to be so specific, it becomes incorruptible, or really hard to corrupt.)

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. You can, but you hit problems when all the textures turn grayscale for some reason, and you can't figure out why and it drives you more and more insane that you can't figure out what you're doing wrong until you eventually become a crazy cat lady.

 

I wish my cat was less annoying.

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

Granted: It's dead.

I wish I had some coffee...

[ffffff 50]

Granted, it's poisoned.

 

I wish I could go to the moon.

Edited June 9, 2012 by Mincespy

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

Granted: You never said anything about taking a space suit. Have fun dying horribly!

I wish I had a banana milk swimming pool.