The Corrupted Wish Game

[Will Guide 21,360]

19 minutes ago, Flutterstep said:

Granted, but you'll find them in a pit of fire.

I wish I had friends

Granted, but they're Scrappy Doo, Jar Jar Binks, and other characters that fans hate.

I wish I could see the total solar eclipse 

[Widdershins 9,959]

Granted, but you have to go blind while doing it! Hey, that's what I intend to do!

 

   I wish I had a tail of my own!

[Flutterstep 47,068]

Granted, but it will be made of cactus, vinegar and always on fire.

I wish Sunset Shimmer was a mane character in the show.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but only in the equestria girl.

I wish @Flutterstep would stop setting things on fire.

 

[Ginger Ale 723]

5 minutes ago, TBD said:

Granted but only in the equestria girl.

I wish @Flutterstep would stop setting things on fire.

 

Granted but she will set one last one for you.

I wish I could see and meet Princess Luna one day and become her favorite Lunar Guard.

 

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but Nightmare moon took over and banish you. 

I wish our world become equestria. 

[Ginger Ale 723]

Just now, TBD said:

Granted but Nightmare moon took over and banish you. 

I wish our world become equestria. 

Granted but you will be staying alone on earth while everyone else is in Equestria.

I wish Queen Chrysalis reforms.

[Flutterstep 47,068]

Granted, but you will be banished to the Moon...forever!!!

I wish people didn't assume I was a female. lol

[TBD 17,254]

4 minutes ago, Ginger Ale said:

Granted but you will be staying alone on earth while everyone else is in Equestria.

NOOO!!!

4 minutes ago, Ginger Ale said:

I wish Queen Chrysalis reforms.

Granted but it was all just a act.

3 minutes ago, Flutterstep said:

I wish people didn't assume I was a female. lol

Granted but now everyone assumed you're not a human at all. 

 

I wish for fall to come now.

Edited August 21, 2017 by TBD

[Flutterstep 47,068]

Granted but now you fall over every leaf you touch.

I wish I could have all of Vinyl's music.

[StrawCherry 1,673]

Granted, but you'll be unable to hear it.

I wish I was talented at multiple certain things.

[Widdershins 9,959]

Granted, but that comes with the price that everybeing would then expect your competence reliably each and every time you attempted pretty much everything you do. With Multitasking comes great responsibility!

 

 

27 minutes ago, TBD said:

Granted but only in the equestria girl.

 Why, thank you. I'd love to be In an Equestria Gi-   *Thwack!*  NO!

  ...I wish it wasn't so easy to find innuendos...

[TBD 17,254]

not granted it's all on you man.

I wish I know what to wish for.

[Flutterstep 47,068]

Granted, but you just wasted your wish.

I wish Vinyl and Fluttershy had an episode together.

[TBD 17,254]

granted but Vinyl's music made fluttershy lost her hearing. 

I wish they made Solar flare a canon. 

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/23/7c/06/237c06664e183299c844414c2ccb5f77.jpg

 

[Duality 10,739]

Granted, but you get hyperninja'd every time you try to post on their appreciation thread.

2 hours ago, Flutterstep said:

Granted, but you just wasted your wish.

I wish Vinyl and Fluttershy had an episode together.

Ninja'd, but I thought it was a pretty good corruption, so:

Granted, but Vinyl doesn't talk and Fluttershy just awkwardly tries to make conversation for twenty minutes with no plotline or real conclusion.

I wish for a gold doubloon.

[Flutterstep 47,068]

I'd love to see that still 

Granted, but everyone becomes colour-blind.

I wish Pinkie Pie was more sensible like in the older episodes.

[Duality 10,739]

Granted, but then the third law of thermodynamics is broken and the universe implodes in a philosophically obscure paradox.

I wish for a doubloon made out of solid rainbow.

[Flutterstep 47,068]

Granted, but it becomes so dense that it becomes too heavy to hold and sinks into the ground.

I wish Lyra had her own video game.

[SparklingSquirrels 21,332]

Granted, Lyra now has a video game.

...Except it belongs to her, and obviously she can't share it with you since she's a cartoon pony, so you can't play it.

I wish I could hang out with @Royce in real life  

[Flutterstep 47,068]

Granted, but you end up hating eachother after meeting

I wish Saints Row 2 gets remastered.

[LeafFerret 3,382]

Granted, but it still has the same price as a brand new game.

I wish Princess Cadance can play defensive lineman in football.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted  but she accidentally impaled someone. 

I wish  we will get more of the princess sister's episode! 

Edited August 22, 2017 by TBD

[Hierok 11,831]

Granted, but since it will be more episode and not more episodes there comes an error.

I wish you corrupt yourself. :3

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but now I'm a corrupted ruler and you are my prisoner. 

I wish  my wishes can't be corrupted.