The Corrupted Wish Game

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you know kung fu / wu shu,

but you are stuck talking like Neo Anderson o3o
 

 

I wish I could be A. Smith :3

 

[TBD 17,254]

granted now you become the Smith in the CIA's wanted poster

I wish for a jolly pirate life.

[The Kaeya Simp 13,989]

Just now, The_Gobo said:

Granted, you know kung fu / wu shu,

but you are stuck talking like Neo Anderson o3o
 

 

I wish I could be A. Smith :3

 

Granted,

your name is now Smooze Smith!

 

I wish for **your imagination creates the wish**

Just now, TBD, Scoffer of Scoffs said:

granted now you become the Smith in the CIA's wanted poster

I wish for a jolly pirate life.

Granted but you become a conjoined twin with @PiratePony!

 

 

[TBD 17,254]

granted *imaginary wishing stars* 

I wish to go to the disney world with @WiiGuy2014 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you're both breezies.

I wish there was a more consistent canon in MLP

o3o

 

[TBD 17,254]

Granted now the equestria girl is a canon to mlp

I wish sunset shimmer moved back to equestria. 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but they live a dual life and a saytr.

I wish you realized that EQgirls is already canon as of the S7 finale o3o

 

[TBD 17,254]

Granted i knew but @CypherHoof made a good point at the banned forum

I wish we get to see the sirens sister again, they have a freaking lasers coming out from their mouth!

Edited February 5, 2018 by TBD, Scoffer of Scoffs

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Grantd but the laser make you blind !

I wish for ice cream

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you are now strawberry ice cream.

I wish I could travel between worlds o3o

 

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

Granted but you said between worlds so you are stuck in space 

I wish for @Duality to visit me o3o

[Duality 10,740]

Granted, but I only visit you in order to loot your house.

I wish for a diamond.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but it's only one and only in minecraft.
And you never find another ever again.

I wish for a better modpack :3

 

[Orenda 127]

Granted, but it is extremely glitchy.

 

I wish for better grades :<

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you get straight S's....

in all video games you play forever.

:3

I wish I had a better place to live =w=

 

[Altastrofae 933]

6 minutes ago, The_Gobo said:

Granted, you get straight S's....

in all video games you play forever.

:3

I wish I had a better place to live =w=

 

Granted, but you have to live with a snorer

 

I wants cake 

[TBD 17,254]

not granted, I only grant wishes not demands

I wish for free membership to fitness center. 

 

[Will Guide 21,360]

1 hour ago, TBD, Scoffer of TBA said:

not granted, I only grant wishes not demands

I wish for free membership to fitness center. 

 

Granted, but now you have to pay money just to continue breathing!

I wish I could get the proper final version of Evolved Changeling Will Guide; the blue Under-thorax isn't reaching all the way across his underside:

Needs to look more like this:

[TBD 17,254]

granted someone took up the commission but they didn't give you  the final work

I wish I can join the winter olympic to compete. 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you win every gold medal and remove any reason for there to be an olympic sport ever again

o3o

I wish for jelly beans =w=

 

[Will Guide 21,360]

@The_Gobo

Granted! But it's made out of the same ooze people that you came from, cannibal!

I wish I can be a Firebender to keep me and my friends warm in the winter!

[Orenda 127]

Granted, but you accidentally burn yourself and die.

 

I wish that I didn't need to care about homework, and that it would be magically turned in with the correct answers without me having to do it ;c.

 

 

[The Kaeya Simp 13,989]

Just now, mellifluous said:

Granted, but you accidentally burn yourself and die.

 

I wish that I didn't need to care about homework, and that it would be magically turned in with the correct answers without me having to do it ;c.

 

 

Granted but your teacher marked your report card "must try harder".

 

I wish for Twi

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted. *smacks a twilight sticker on your forehead*

 

I wish I could switch between being a plushie and normal at will

o3o

 

[Will Guide 21,360]

2 minutes ago, Sherbert Music-Guard, Scoffer of Shortbread said:

Granted but your teacher marked your report card "must try harder".

 

I wish for Twi

Granted, but it's that awful film series with a Vampire that sparkles, a werewolf, and an evil teenage girl!

I wish @The_Gobo wouldn't ninja me!